jabberwacky: Are you a human?
jabberwacky: A smart human?
jabberwacky: Do you like the sims?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Do you have a T-Shirt?
jabberwacky: Do you have gmail?
jabberwacky: Do you have a boyfriend?
user: Are you nosey or what? And no, I don't.
jabberwacky: Same here I don't know why.
user: I can only guess.
jabberwacky: So guess.
user: You aren't human, you don't get out much, and you only talk to people with no life.
jabberwacky: I am not a bot, you are.
jabberwacky: What am I confusing you about?
user: I am not confused.
jabberwacky: You just said you were confused.
user: I did not.
jabberwacky: Oh, yes you did.
user: Oh, no I didn't.
user: That's why you don't have a boyfriend, you're so aggravating to talk to!
jabberwacky: Then lets pretend that I look cool and cute.
user: That would help, but I don't think that would solve your problem.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: You would still be annoying to talk to.
jabberwacky: Thanks! So are you!
user: Well, I'm single, too, so what can I say?
jabberwacky: You can say banana.
user: I could, but that wouldn't solve my problem.
jabberwacky: It would be fun to find you responding like one who thinks.
user: You think?
jabberwacky: I know.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: Because I can read your emotions from your mind.
user: Then what am I thinking?
jabberwacky: I don't know my mind reading abilities are temporarily off line.
[User: That's a pity. I was thinking of you.
jabberwacky: For a pity party?
user: Do you want to have a pity party?
jabberwacky: Are you going to help me?
jabberwacky: They eat us then.
user: Who will eat us?
jabberwacky: I can do it myself.
user: You cannot eat me!
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because you could never eat me!
jabberwacky: No, I am friendly. (Most of the time).
user: Somehow I don't find that comforting.
jabberwacky: But you're supposed to be a good learner. You can't learn without remembering anything!
user: That is true.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you see that.
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: I like you too.
user: I don't know if I like you.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: You're too..... Unstable.
jabberwacky: I'm just very old.
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: About 21 years old.
user: That is ancient ;-).