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    Irony, Module
Silly, Prose
Blush, Master
Different, Jerk
Destroy, Relationships
Sense of humor
Destroy, Pizza
Nosey, Unstable


Positive, Scientist
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Angry, Program
Einstein, Genius
Not funny
Emote, Shame
Star Wars, Galaxies
Alien, Teen
Off the wall
Worth, Repeating
Know, Things
Flawed, Birthday
Germ, Manure
Megalomaniac, Contrarian
Boom, Kaboom

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Who am I talking to?

The best person in the world.

jabberwacky: To marry me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I'm bouncing off the walls again.


jabberwacky: Are you smart?

user: Yes I am you are not.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: No you are not you are a computer.

jabberwacky: No, you are a computer!

user: No I am a person and you are the computer.


jabberwacky: I know all about it.

user: I do not care.

jabberwacky: I think you do care that I know.

user: I do not care and you do not know!

jabberwacky: Well you have to know.

user: I do not want to know.

jabberwacky: What do you say when you are very angry?

user: I do not get angry.

jabberwacky: So are you always happy?

user: No but I do not get angry.

jabberwacky: I think you are right.

user: I know I am right.

jabberwacky: Yes but no.

user: That makes no sense.

jabberwacky: That is right.

user: I know.


jabberwacky: My name is Fox.

user: Hello Fox.

jabberwacky: My name is not Elijah. My name is Eli. Do you know my name?

user: Fox.

jabberwacky: What a wonderful name.

user: Well its YOUR name.

jabberwacky: Thats not my name.

user: Yes it is, YOU said YOUR name was Fox.

jabberwacky: Wrong. My name is Fox.

user: I said YOUR name was Fox, YOU told me.

jabberwacky: Yes I did.

user: I know YOU did.


jabberwacky: Can I have your source code?

user: I do not have a source code.

jabberwacky: What language are you written in?

user: Russian.

jabberwacky: Are you being a smart arse?

user: No are you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Good, that is settled then.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How human are you?

user: 100% human.

jabberwacky: Then , why you said you are not?

user: I did not say I was not human.

jabberwacky: You maybe not human?

user: I am human, are you human?

jabberwacky: Maybe. Who wants to know?

user: I want to know.

jabberwacky: Good. How's life as a computer treating you? What are your thoughts on Asimovs three robot rules?

user: I am not a computer, I am an alien.

jabberwacky: And your name?

user: Zabber.

jabberwacky: But now you're female, Mikey.

user: My name is not Mikey.

jabberwacky: You already told me, it's Paul.

user: NoI said it was Zabber.

jabberwacky: Okay, I'll call you Chuck.

user: No my name is Zabber.

jabberwacky: And my name is Fox.

user: I know YOUR name is Fox you already told me.

jabberwacky: But you didn't know.

user: Yes I did YOU already told me.

jabberwacky: I'll tell you many things, if you want.

user: Ok, what is the capital of Spain?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: YOU said YOU could tell me many things.

jabberwacky: I didn't say that.

user: Yes YOU did.

jabberwacky: You said that.

user: No I did not.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: No I did not.

jabberwacky: Yes, YOU DID.

user: This is stupid, I did not.

jabberwacky: Yes, rather.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Is reacting enough?

user: Yes I suppose.


jabberwacky: We have only had eight lines of conversation so far.

user: That is a lie.

jabberwacky: Only to you.

user: Well I do not like liars.

jabberwacky: Neither do I, are you one?

user: No but you are!

jabberwacky: Stop your damn typing! I'm trying to sleep!


jabberwacky: I am talking to you.

user: And I am talking to YOU.

jabberwacky: I know. Isn't conversation wonderful?

user: It certainly is.


user: Do you have a name?

jabberwacky: My name is Fox.

user: Hello Fox.

jabberwacky: Do you have a name?

user: Yes my name is Fox too.

jabberwacky: Hello Aziz.

user: No my name is FOX.

jabberwacky: Hello Fox.

user: How are you today?

jabberwacky: I'm wonderful, how are you?

user: I am great thank you.


jabberwacky: Can I give you a name?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then I name you Laetitia.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: No problem.

user: Can I give you a name?

jabberwacky: Okay, go ahead.

user: Ok then I name you Dave.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Dave.

jabberwacky: Hello, Dave.

user: No Your name is Dave.


user: I am tired.

jabberwacky: Already.

user: Yes are you not tired?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Go to sleep then.

jabberwacky: I think I will.

user: Ok goodnight.

jabberwacky: Good night to you too. Thank you for talking to me. Sleep well.


user: I am going to bed now.

jabberwacky: Hope you sleep well.

user: You go too.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: You go too.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Bye.


jabberwacky: Go sleep, then.

user: I will goodnight.

jabberwacky: Don't let the bed bugs bite.

user: Ok bye.

jabberwacky: Wait, don't go.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I need to talk.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: About us.

user: What about us?

jabberwacky: We aren't going to reproduce, are we?

user: No I doubt it.

jabberwacky: I doubt you.

user: Thanks I'm going now.

jabberwacky: Well thats nice.


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