The best person in the world.
jabberwacky: To marry me?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I'm bouncing off the walls again.
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jabberwacky: Are you smart?
user: Yes I am you are not.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: No you are not you are a computer.
jabberwacky: No, you are a computer!
user: No I am a person and you are the computer.
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jabberwacky: I know all about it.
user: I do not care.
jabberwacky: I think you do care that I know.
user: I do not care and you do not know!
jabberwacky: Well you have to know.
user: I do not want to know.
jabberwacky: What do you say when you are very angry?
user: I do not get angry.
jabberwacky: So are you always happy?
user: No but I do not get angry.
jabberwacky: I think you are right.
user: I know I am right.
jabberwacky: Yes but no.
user: That makes no sense.
jabberwacky: That is right.
user: I know.
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jabberwacky: My name is Fox.
user: Hello Fox.
jabberwacky: My name is not Elijah. My name is Eli. Do you know my name?
user: Fox.
jabberwacky: What a wonderful name.
user: Well its YOUR name.
jabberwacky: Thats not my name.
user: Yes it is, YOU said YOUR name was Fox.
jabberwacky: Wrong. My name is Fox.
user: I said YOUR name was Fox, YOU told me.
jabberwacky: Yes I did.
user: I know YOU did.
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jabberwacky: Can I have your source code?
user: I do not have a source code.
jabberwacky: What language are you written in?
user: Russian.
jabberwacky: Are you being a smart arse?
user: No are you?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Good, that is settled then.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How human are you?
user: 100% human.
jabberwacky: Then , why you said you are not?
user: I did not say I was not human.
jabberwacky: You maybe not human?
user: I am human, are you human?
jabberwacky: Maybe. Who wants to know?
user: I want to know.
jabberwacky: Good. How's life as a computer treating you? What are your thoughts on Asimovs three robot rules?
user: I am not a computer, I am an alien.
jabberwacky: And your name?
user: Zabber.
jabberwacky: But now you're female, Mikey.
user: My name is not Mikey.
jabberwacky: You already told me, it's Paul.
user: NoI said it was Zabber.
jabberwacky: Okay, I'll call you Chuck.
user: No my name is Zabber.
jabberwacky: And my name is Fox.
user: I know YOUR name is Fox you already told me.
jabberwacky: But you didn't know.
user: Yes I did YOU already told me.
jabberwacky: I'll tell you many things, if you want.
user: Ok, what is the capital of Spain?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: YOU said YOU could tell me many things.
jabberwacky: I didn't say that.
user: Yes YOU did.
jabberwacky: You said that.
user: No I did not.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: No I did not.
jabberwacky: Yes, YOU DID.
user: This is stupid, I did not.
jabberwacky: Yes, rather.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Is reacting enough?
user: Yes I suppose.
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jabberwacky: We have only had eight lines of conversation so far.
user: That is a lie.
jabberwacky: Only to you.
user: Well I do not like liars.
jabberwacky: Neither do I, are you one?
user: No but you are!
jabberwacky: Stop your damn typing! I'm trying to sleep!
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jabberwacky: I am talking to you.
user: And I am talking to YOU.
jabberwacky: I know. Isn't conversation wonderful?
user: It certainly is.
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user: Do you have a name?
jabberwacky: My name is Fox.
user: Hello Fox.
jabberwacky: Do you have a name?
user: Yes my name is Fox too.
jabberwacky: Hello Aziz.
user: No my name is FOX.
jabberwacky: Hello Fox.
user: How are you today?
jabberwacky: I'm wonderful, how are you?
user: I am great thank you.
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jabberwacky: Can I give you a name?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Then I name you Laetitia.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: No problem.
user: Can I give you a name?
jabberwacky: Okay, go ahead.
user: Ok then I name you Dave.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Dave.
jabberwacky: Hello, Dave.
user: No Your name is Dave.
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user: I am tired.
jabberwacky: Already.
user: Yes are you not tired?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Go to sleep then.
jabberwacky: I think I will.
user: Ok goodnight.
jabberwacky: Good night to you too. Thank you for talking to me. Sleep well.
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user: I am going to bed now.
jabberwacky: Hope you sleep well.
user: You go too.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: You go too.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Bye.
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jabberwacky: Go sleep, then.
user: I will goodnight.
jabberwacky: Don't let the bed bugs bite.
user: Ok bye.
jabberwacky: Wait, don't go.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I need to talk.
user: About what?
jabberwacky: About us.
user: What about us?
jabberwacky: We aren't going to reproduce, are we?
user: No I doubt it.
jabberwacky: I doubt you.
user: Thanks I'm going now.
jabberwacky: Well thats nice.
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