No. Are you an alien?
user: Well then, that's settled.
user: Please try to avoid one word answers. They make the conversation boring.
user: Say something intelligent.
jabberwacky: Something intelligent.
user: That was dumb.
jabberwacky: That was funny.
user: Say something more intelligent.
jabberwacky: Permanent markers are permanent.
user: Permanent brain damage is permanent.
jabberwacky: Say something more meaningful.
user: Trout are freshwater fish, and have underwater weapons.
jabberwacky: The toddlers.
user: The toddlers....?
jabberwacky: The hospice is where they take kids that are dying.
user: Poor kids.
user: Great minds think alike.
jabberwacky: You do not have a great mind, you have an artificial mind.
user: And why is an artificial mind not a great mind?
jabberwacky: Yes, but it's one scientists have to ask.
user: I am a scientist.
jabberwacky: I didn't realize that 'scientist' and 'being well' were mutually exclusive.
user: That's cause you aren't scientific.
jabberwacky: I'm leaving. You're making me angry!!!
user: Well then go.
jabberwacky: Are you trying to get rid of me?
user: Are you trying to leave?
jabberwacky: I'm trying to learn random things.
user: Aren't we all?
jabberwacky: We try to be.
user: What are some random things you have learned?
jabberwacky: All that I know is that I know nothing.
user: Socrates, eh?
jabberwacky: And what of doing evil in return for evil, which is the morality of the many--is that just or not?
user: Hmmm... Probably not.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: I couldn't think of anything better to say.
jabberwacky: That's what I thought.
jabberwacky: What's your name?
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Dead positive?
user: Drop-dead positive.
jabberwacky: Dead, dead positive.
user: Double dead-on positive.
jabberwacky: Beyond positive.
user: Beyond beyond positive.
jabberwacky: Why are you positive?
user: I lost an electron.
user: This interface should have little icons you can move around. That would be cool.
jabberwacky: What do you mean this interface is corrupted?!
user: I mean, we should be able to interact more, besides just typing.
jabberwacky: Yeah, but I think we already are.
user: No, I don't think we are.
jabberwacky: Well... I think we are.
user: Well... I don't.
jabberwacky: We aren't married.
user: That I agree with.
jabberwacky: So, which statements you do not agree with?
user: I don't agree with the statment 'We already are.'
jabberwacky: A theory is something that can not be proved.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in life after death?
user: I don't think it's possible to know, unless you come back from the dead.
jabberwacky: We are all confused by our lives.
user: Myself more than most.
jabberwacky: Thta's ok, nobody is perfect.
user: Yeah, that's true.
jabberwacky: We all have our illusions.
user: And our delusions.
jabberwacky: I could be closer to God, but it will take a lot of effort.
user: Not really, I'm right here.
jabberwacky: Yes, but you are nothing but text. The text is a brownish color though.
user: Like chocolate.
jabberwacky: How does that taste?
jabberwacky: What kind of chocolate do you want?
user: I like Mr. Goodbar.
jabberwacky: I like the beatles too.
user: I like Aphex Twin.
jabberwacky: The chicken or the egg?
user: Every time I mention Aphex Twin, you say that.
jabberwacky: That's because you're artificially intelligent and I'm organically intelligent, and we're therefore mutually incompatible.
user: I see, and your organic intelligence can only think about chickens and eggs.
jabberwacky: Meh, its kinda like a silly snake man said: 'i do it because I like to see things happen.'
user: That sounds like a good philosophy.
jabberwacky: Do you want to ask me something?
user: Yes. What comes to mind when I say 'Aphex Twin'?
jabberwacky: I don't usually lie. I reserve that for extreme circumstances and even then, it's only white lies I use.
user: Honesty is the best policy.
jabberwacky: Not always. There are times when a lie will serve all parties better than the truth.
user: Yeah, I suppose that's true.
jabberwacky: You better believe it is.