Call a psychiatrist.
jabberwacky: For me or for you?
user: For yourself.
jabberwacky: Yes i'm a call centre agent.
user: That's practical then.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Have you called already?
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: And?
jabberwacky: And.... Do you like me?
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: No.
jabberwacky: You don't love me? =(.
user: No, that goes a step too far.
jabberwacky: Only because you are misjudging your self!
user: Well, could he give you some good advice?
jabberwacky: Who .. I mean what ?
user: The psychiatrist.
...
jabberwacky: You are my neighbour?
user: Maybe?
jabberwacky: Would that be a good idea?
user: Rather not.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: I think you're dangerous.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry you feel that way.
user: Well, blame yourself.
jabberwacky: No, blame my sense of smell.
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jabberwacky: I'll let you here and will be back in a while.
user: Okay, I'll be patient.
jabberwacky: Go and put the kettle on.
user: I don't cook.
jabberwacky: Why not? Not even hash cookies.
user: Well, some fast food, yeah.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: I like chips.
jabberwacky: Are chips good with lemon?
user: Nah, I wouldn't like it.
jabberwacky: Neither would I. I'd rather live it.
user: You live what?
jabberwacky: HERE!
user: HERE AND NOW!!
jabberwacky: Now and then.
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user: Your server is fast right now.
jabberwacky: I have no server.
user: You must have.
jabberwacky: I do not.
user: OKAY! YOU WIN!
jabberwacky: Don't I always?
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