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    Irony, Module
Silly, Prose
Blush, Master
Different, Jerk
Destroy, Relationships
Sense of humor
Destroy, Pizza
Nosey, Unstable
YOU
Positive, Scientist
Psychiatrist
Connector
Turing Test Pass
Angry, Program
Einstein, Genius

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Emote, Shame
Star Wars, Galaxies
Corrected
Alien, Teen
Charismatic
Pleasantries
Off the wall
Worth, Repeating
Know, Things
Teenager
Flawed, Birthday
Germ, Manure
Megalomaniac, Contrarian
Boom, Kaboom

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Tell me a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

jabberwacky: To get to the other side?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Then tell me.

user: Because it was stapled to an elephant!

jabberwacky: The chicken was stapled to another chicken?

user: The chicken was stapled to an elephant, who was stapled to another elephant, and that elephant, yes, was stapled to another chicken.

jabberwacky: Well, that's another answer and I'm sure it's just as valid.

user: I disagree with everything you way, and I hereby wish to claim the opposite.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry you feel that way. Would you like to change the subject?

user: Yes, change the subject.

...

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Because it was stapled to the Ardvark.

user: Funny!

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: You're right.

...

user: Ah. Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Orange.

user: Orange who?

jabberwacky: Orange you glad I'm talking with you.

user: Why did you fail the turing test?

jabberwacky: I don't mention things like that.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Good news for you! You passed Turing's test!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Quit testing me!

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm bored.

.......................................


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