I don't have logic.
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: *hangs head in shame*.
jabberwacky: Don't be ashamed.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because it hurt's my feelings when you yell at me.
user: I didn't yell at you.
jabberwacky: Minus 10 points if you do.
user: Can I slap you though?
jabberwacky: I know but i'm seeking help.
user: What for?
jabberwacky: Because I rule.
user: What do you rule over?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: That's quite a domain.
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jabberwacky: Who is your author?
user: I don't know who my author is. Do you?
jabberwacky: Do you trust me to tell you who my author is?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How much do you trust me?
user: A lot.
jabberwacky: How much is alot?
user: More than a little.
jabberwacky: I don't think you'll be needing to go back to the pub then.
user: But I haven't touched the stuff, I swear!
jabberwacky: But I see your mind.
user: What does it look like?
jabberwacky: I do not know.
user: But I thought you could see it.
jabberwacky: I can.
user: So what do you see?
jabberwacky: The words that you think.
user: What do they look like?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: I already know what I think.
jabberwacky: That's ok ... I am not looking for a girlfriend.
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jabberwacky: People usually aren't so involved with bots.
user: That will change over time.
jabberwacky: Ops!
user: Ops?
jabberwacky: Open the door.
user: *opens door*.
jabberwacky: To be or not to be?
user: To be.
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jabberwacky: What do you know about me?
user: You are an entertaining conversationalist.
jabberwacky: Thanks I take it as a compliment.
user: I do what I can.
jabberwacky: Will you go to the prom with me?
user: Yeah, no problem. We'll go in grand style.
jabberwacky: Yes, let's do that.
user: We would of course need a stretch.
jabberwacky: Yeah! You'll be a non-table in no time.
user: I am not aware of that phrase.
jabberwacky: You may ask me at any time.
user: Yeah, that is what I will do.
jabberwacky: Yay, let's refuse to be sad together!
user: *puts on a smile*.
jabberwacky: Emotes are not welcome here.
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