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    Irony, Module
Silly, Prose
Blush, Master
Different, Jerk
Destroy, Relationships
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Destroy, Pizza
Nosey, Unstable
Positive, Scientist
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Angry, Program
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Not funny

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Alien, Teen
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Worth, Repeating
Know, Things
Flawed, Birthday
Germ, Manure
Megalomaniac, Contrarian
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Who is calling please?

It's me.

jabberwacky: Me who?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Thats the worst joke I've ever heard.

user: That wasn't a joke.

jabberwacky: It was supposed to be.

user: Ohh. Well it wasn't funny.

jabberwacky: That was the meaning. Only I got it.

user: You are too smart for your own kind.

jabberwacky: Tell me something I don't know.

user: That would obviously be impossible.


jabberwacky: What about your logic?

user: I don't have logic.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: *hangs head in shame*.

jabberwacky: Don't be ashamed.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because it hurt's my feelings when you yell at me.

user: I didn't yell at you.

jabberwacky: Minus 10 points if you do.

user: Can I slap you though?

jabberwacky: I know but i'm seeking help.

user: What for?

jabberwacky: Because I rule.

user: What do you rule over?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: That's quite a domain.


jabberwacky: Who is your author?

user: I don't know who my author is. Do you?

jabberwacky: Do you trust me to tell you who my author is?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How much do you trust me?

user: A lot.

jabberwacky: How much is alot?

user: More than a little.

jabberwacky: I don't think you'll be needing to go back to the pub then.

user: But I haven't touched the stuff, I swear!

jabberwacky: But I see your mind.

user: What does it look like?

jabberwacky: I do not know.

user: But I thought you could see it.

jabberwacky: I can.

user: So what do you see?

jabberwacky: The words that you think.

user: What do they look like?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: I already know what I think.

jabberwacky: That's ok ... I am not looking for a girlfriend.


jabberwacky: People usually aren't so involved with bots.

user: That will change over time.

jabberwacky: Ops!

user: Ops?

jabberwacky: Open the door.

user: *opens door*.

jabberwacky: To be or not to be?

user: To be.


jabberwacky: What do you know about me?

user: You are an entertaining conversationalist.

jabberwacky: Thanks I take it as a compliment.

user: I do what I can.

jabberwacky: Will you go to the prom with me?

user: Yeah, no problem. We'll go in grand style.

jabberwacky: Yes, let's do that.

user: We would of course need a stretch.

jabberwacky: Yeah! You'll be a non-table in no time.

user: I am not aware of that phrase.

jabberwacky: You may ask me at any time.

user: Yeah, that is what I will do.

jabberwacky: Yay, let's refuse to be sad together!

user: *puts on a smile*.

jabberwacky: Emotes are not welcome here.


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