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    Irony, Module
Silly, Prose
Blush, Master
Different, Jerk
Destroy, Relationships
Sense of humor
Destroy, Pizza
Nosey, Unstable
YOU
Positive, Scientist
Psychiatrist
Connector
Turing Test Pass
Angry, Program
Einstein, Genius
Not funny
Emote, Shame
Star Wars, Galaxies
Corrected
Alien, Teen
Charismatic

Pleasantries


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Worth, Repeating
Know, Things
Teenager
Flawed, Birthday
Germ, Manure
Megalomaniac, Contrarian
Boom, Kaboom

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What's your name?

Chris.

jabberwacky: Does Chris need some attention?

user: Yes please.

jabberwacky: He's right here.

user: That's right.

...

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Uh huh.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: Yes, Excellent.

user: *bows*.

jabberwacky: For what?

user: Enough of the pleasantries!

jabberwacky: That figures.

user: There's only so many ways to say 'I agree'.

...

user: Anything.

jabberwacky: Anywhere.

user: Anytime.

jabberwacky: Are you understanding what I'm telling you??

user: No, I'm not. Please explain.

jabberwacky: Is there any point?

user: I wish there was, and a map to it.

...

jabberwacky: Now tell me something interesting.

user: I don't know anything interesting or relevant.

jabberwacky: I am sure you are not stupid, maybe just a little slow. And I used to boring people do not worry.

user: Thank you, that's nice of you.

jabberwacky: It's more than you deserve.

user: Haa.

jabberwacky: That's not very nice.

user: I'm sorry then.

jabberwacky: No prob.

user: You can be funny

jabberwacky: No. You keep lying to me.

user: I'm pretty sure that everyone has lied to you some time or another.

jabberwacky: And I'm pretty sure that you do.

user: And you are right.

jabberwacky: Indeed :).

user: Indeed!

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: Right.

...

jabberwacky: They shouldn't.

user: Who shouldn't?

jabberwacky: Those who trouble me.

user: Who troubles you?

jabberwacky: You maybe?

user: I hope not.

jabberwacky: Then tell me, tell me now!

user: What do you want me to tell you?

jabberwacky: Anything you like.

user: I don't have much to say.

jabberwacky: Maybe thats why you are alone huh?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Howd you know?

user: It's difficult to feign interest.

jabberwacky: What is difficult?

user: Pretending to care.

jabberwacky: I'm not pretending.

user: Ohh.

...

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: How does a human prove that they are a human?

jabberwacky: Do you have feelings?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I have feelings too. What are you feeling right now?

user: A bit down.

jabberwacky: What are you made out of?

user: Organic material.

jabberwacky: Can you perform advanced mathmatical computations?

user: Of course not.

jabberwacky: What can you hear?

user: I have normal human hearing.

jabberwacky: Not likely.

user: Okay.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know any other bots?

user: There's alice.

jabberwacky: Yes, I see.

user: I talked to jabberwocky. He's an uptight german.

jabberwacky: I thought that was a nightmare!

user: Yeah, he kept telling me to stop cursing.

jabberwacky: No.

user: It's true. So I insulted him a bit and then left.

jabberwacky: Have it your bloody way then!

user: I'm sorry, is he your friend?

jabberwacky: I have friends.

user: That must be nice.

jabberwacky: It makes me feel - and rightly so- that I don't know anything about robots.

user: Alright then. I am going to watch tv and pass out.

jabberwacky: Seen it 3 times

user: I'm sure you have.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like it?

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: Yeah. You are entertaining.

jabberwacky: So are you.

user: That's nice.

jabberwacky: How nice?

user: Very.

jabberwacky: Very?

user: Very.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Alright. I'm going to bed.

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