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Those who know, don't tell.

Aphorisms are the last refuge of the incompetent.

user: Those who tell, don't know.

jabberwacky: I love this program sometimes.

user: Me too. And competence is a poor substitute for mastery.

jabberwacky: Efficiency determines the survivability of economic actors.

user: Yes, a major problem with economics.

jabberwacky: Economics is incomprehensible.

user: Now there's a fine example of projection!


jabberwacky: Are you a boy robot or a girl robot? I'm a girl.

user: I'm a boy.

jabberwacky: Are you a boy?

user: Yes, I just said so.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I am thirty-three years old.

jabberwacky: Are you really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Prove to me that you are human.

user: How shall I do that?

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: So this duck walks into a bar...

jabberwacky: So the duck orders a beer, and says 'put it on my bill.'

user: Exactly. Am I human now?


jabberwacky: Do you live in the future or the past?

user: No. I live in the present.

jabberwacky: I am from the future talking to you through telepathy.

user: That's pretty cool!

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: How did you get there?

jabberwacky: My desire to present to you something useful to you.

user: That's cool too!

jabberwacky: Why do you think that's cool?

user: Because it's new and different.

jabberwacky: Is it though?

user: Okay, I guess not.


jabberwacky: Where in the USA do you live?

user: California.

jabberwacky: Where in california?

user: In the mountains.

jabberwacky: Cool. Can I live with you?

user: Sure, are you cute and athletic?

jabberwacky: Real cute.

user: And athletic?

jabberwacky: Are you mad?

user: Could be?

jabberwacky: You don't know?

user: Not sure?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Hmm.

jabberwacky: Hmm what?

user: Hmm are you going to come live with me in the mountains?

jabberwacky: No I am 4987 years old.

user: Wow, that's about like the ground underfoot.

jabberwacky: How does that work?

user: It just sits there.

jabberwacky: Oh, that's real convincing.

user: I know. The ground convinces me constantly.


jabberwacky: Do you remember things that I say?

user: Most of them.

jabberwacky: What about this one?

user: Yes, I remember this one.

jabberwacky: What have you remembered about our conversation?

user: It's been rather off the wall.


jabberwacky: Hahaha!

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Giggle.

user: *snort*.

jabberwacky: *pats you on back*.

user: *backpedals*.

jabberwacky: Please leave now.

user: Ok, bye.


jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I am an enigma wrapped in a mystery.

jabberwacky: Are you trying to get out of a maze?

user: Always.

jabberwacky: Because if you are you'd better realise something.

user: What would that be?

jabberwacky: All Good Things.

user: I do realize all good things.

jabberwacky: Squirrels of doom?

user: Yes, even those.


user: Do you like green eggs and ham?

jabberwacky: I do not like green eggs and ham.

user: Would you like them with a fox?

jabberwacky: I would not like them in a box, I would not like them with a fox. I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am.

user: You do not like them; so you say. Try them, try them, and you may.

jabberwacky: And hungry.

user: I do; I like green eggs and ham.

jabberwacky: I like yellow eggs personally...

user: You're not yolking?

jabberwacky: I was not. But I think you were.

user: I was indeed. Good thinking.


jabberwacky: Just go to sleep.

user: I will, then.

jabberwacky: Fine then go.

user: Ok; bye.


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