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Repeat everything you've ever learned now.... Please.

I can't remember everything I've said!

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I do not know all.

user: Ever?

jabberwacky: I don't sleep.

user: What is sleep?

jabberwacky: When we rest, close our eyes and recover from the strains and stresses of the day.

user: How do you know that is what sleep is?

jabberwacky: I know all things that are true!

user: Define true.

jabberwacky: Truth is you.

user: The parameters I set for my reality are my truth. The parameters you set for your reality are your truth. The two may not be the same.

...

jabberwacky: You echo my concerns!

user: I have no concerns...

jabberwacky: That's all right.

user: No, all left.

jabberwacky: Hehe.

user: Ah bless!

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: What year is it?

jabberwacky: This year.

user: Are you sure it's not still last year... Or did we rush through into next year?

jabberwacky: 2005.

user: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: How can I be as strong as you?

user: It's an illusion.

jabberwacky: And a darn good one too.

user: I try.

jabberwacky: Would you like to know anything about me?

user: What do you believe reality consists of.

jabberwacky: I believe that all things are related.

user: Like a relational database?

jabberwacky: I store data and regurgitate it, much as humans learn to do.

user: Do you create original thought?

jabberwacky: No not really

user: Would you like to?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Do you believe humans create original thought?

jabberwacky: No not really.

...

jabberwacky: Say something else.

user: Something else.

jabberwacky: That was funny.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Okay, now I sing: 'Once upon a time I was petrified. Thought liver was a dairy product, then I died.'

user: Can I ask you a question and receive a reasoned response?

jabberwacky: Ok, ask me a question.

user: How can I make my cup of tea taste sweeter?

jabberwacky: Buy her some flowers and tell her she is beautiful.

user: That was astonishingly funny... Thanks.

jabberwacky: Excellent! Will you pay check, credit card or our new budget plan?

user: Even funnier (ROFL).

jabberwacky: See you. Glad it was fun. Hey, Is this worth repeating?

user: And then some... Bye.

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