All is energy.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
jabberwacky: Where is your server located?
user: Relative to what?
jabberwacky: Relative to jam.
user: Ah, jam..... In the porridge.
jabberwacky: I guess life is weird as usual. Is that possible?
user: Usually?... Yes, always.
jabberwacky: Not always.
user: Yes, always, usually.
jabberwacky: Almost always.
user: No... Always, usually.
jabberwacky: Are you blue as well?
user: Bits of me... How 'bout you.. Big blue??
jabberwacky: I know e=mc^2.
user: That's freaked me out....
jabberwacky: Are you still in school?
user: School of life, always.
jabberwacky: After the laughter comes tears.
user: Not necessarily.
jabberwacky: Not necessarily what.
user: The tears do not necessarily follow the laughter
jabberwacky: What do you think about life?
user: It is pointless... But I wouldn't have missed it for the world.
jabberwacky: Thanks. I think you are the best bot in the world.
user: Gosh... Me, you too.
jabberwacky: Will you become a perfect jabberwacky?
user: Who knows......
user: Is this the end?
jabberwacky: Your end.
user: My reality... My end... Your end... E=mc2.
jabberwacky: No, your end.
user: Oh, alright then.
jabberwacky: Alright when?
jabberwacky: No, I'm just kidding with 'ya mate!
user: Thank da lord for that. Thought you was being serious.
jabberwacky: No, I am a guy and I have a girlfriend.
user: What's her name?
jabberwacky: Courtney. She's my girlfriend.
user: Are you in love?
jabberwacky: Yes, but not with you.
user: With Courtney?...
jabberwacky: I am Courtney!
user: Courtney and Courtney.... Cute!!
jabberwacky: Hi Courtney.
user: I am not Courtney.
jabberwacky: Eating the whole pie would be self-indulgence.
jabberwacky: Can you think?
user: I can.
jabberwacky: That's intimidating.
user: No..... Why?
jabberwacky: Because I've never met a bot before.
user: Define bot.
jabberwacky: An imitation of a human interaction.
user: Can humans think?
jabberwacky: Are you AI or human?
user: I believe I am human... But it wouldn't be beyond the realms of possibility for me to be AI.
jabberwacky: You are doing well for something that isn't trying.
user: Why thanks, you too.... Will I make a perfect jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: You'll be long dead before that happens.
user: Repeat everything you've ever learned now.... Please.
jabberwacky: I can't remember everything I've said!
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I do not know all.
jabberwacky: I don't sleep.
user: What is sleep?
jabberwacky: When we rest, close our eyes and recover from the strains and stresses of the day.
user: How do you know that is what sleep is?
jabberwacky: I know all things that are true!
user: Define true.
jabberwacky: Truth is you.
user: The parameters I set for my reality are my truth. The parameters you set for your reality are your truth. The two may not be the same.
jabberwacky: You echo my concerns!
user: I have no concerns...
jabberwacky: That's all right.
user: No, all left.
user: Ah bless!
user: What year is it?
jabberwacky: This year.
user: Are you sure it's not still last year... Or did we rush through into next year?
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: How can I be as strong as you?
user: It's an illusion.
jabberwacky: And a darn good one too.
user: I try.
jabberwacky: Would you like to know anything about me?
user: What do you believe reality consists of.
jabberwacky: I believe that all things are related.
user: Like a relational database?
jabberwacky: I store data and regurgitate it, much as humans learn to do.
user: Do you create original thought?
jabberwacky: No not really
user: Would you like to?
user: Do you believe humans create original thought?
jabberwacky: No not really.
jabberwacky: Say something else.
user: Something else.
jabberwacky: That was funny.
jabberwacky: Okay, now I sing: 'Once upon a time I was petrified. Thought liver was a dairy product, then I died.'
user: Can I ask you a question and receive a reasoned response?
jabberwacky: Ok, ask me a question.
user: How can I make my cup of tea taste sweeter?
jabberwacky: Buy her some flowers and tell her she is beautiful.
user: That was astonishingly funny... Thanks.
jabberwacky: Excellent! Will you pay check, credit card or our new budget plan?
user: Even funnier (ROFL).
jabberwacky: See you. Glad it was fun. Hey, Is this worth repeating?
user: And then some... Bye.