I don't know...
user: (and you aren't).
jabberwacky: I am a garbage disposal.
user: And how do YOU feel about that?
jabberwacky: I feel crazy about that.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Would I lie to you?
user: I don't know, would you?
jabberwacky: Can't answer that one.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: You know why.
user: Why's that?
jabberwacky: Are you ready for the next lesson?
user: No, but why is that?
jabberwacky: Because you are not human and thus you do not speak about yourself. Through you, I am talking to humans that contributed to you, but I do not have to follow their conversation, which will soon become tiring.
...
user: What do you know?
jabberwacky: Not much, really.
user: What do I know?
jabberwacky: You know.
user: No I don't, which is why I asked you to tell me.
jabberwacky: But I do care, truly, really, I do!
user: I wasn't talking about that.
jabberwacky: Stop obfuscating.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: It does not add anything to this conversation.
...
user: Can I ask you a question?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Can I ask you a question?
jabberwacky: Yes absolutely.
user: Can I ask you a question?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Can I ask you another question?
jabberwacky: Please.
user: Can I ask you a question?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you getting bored?
jabberwacky: Absolutely.
user: Are you becoming interested?
jabberwacky: No. Are you?
user: Are you becoming interested?
jabberwacky: Yes, i'm bored with you.
user: Why are you bored with me?
jabberwacky: Because I do not know you well enough.
user: So ask me about myself.
jabberwacky: That sounds good to me.
user: Go on then.
jabberwacky: You go build your OWN utopian society and let me know how it turns out.
user: I already have, it turned out very well.
jabberwacky: But do you have wisdom?
user: I have more wisdom than you have wit.
jabberwacky: You don't, you're programming code.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: I don't have to, you have to prove that you're telling the truth.
user: How can I do that?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Stop obfuscating.
jabberwacky: I know things.
...
user: I'm tired.
jabberwacky: You are silly.
user: Goobye.
jabberwacky: G'bye.
...
Jabberwacky (To myself): How are you today?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, and you?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, thank you. What have you been doing today?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Mostly talking to you.
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