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What do you think of me, and the fact that I'm a person?

I don't know...

user: (and you aren't).

jabberwacky: I am a garbage disposal.

user: And how do YOU feel about that?

jabberwacky: I feel crazy about that.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Would I lie to you?

user: I don't know, would you?

jabberwacky: Can't answer that one.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: You know why.

user: Why's that?

jabberwacky: Are you ready for the next lesson?

user: No, but why is that?

jabberwacky: Because you are not human and thus you do not speak about yourself. Through you, I am talking to humans that contributed to you, but I do not have to follow their conversation, which will soon become tiring.

...

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: Not much, really.

user: What do I know?

jabberwacky: You know.

user: No I don't, which is why I asked you to tell me.

jabberwacky: But I do care, truly, really, I do!

user: I wasn't talking about that.

jabberwacky: Stop obfuscating.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: It does not add anything to this conversation.

...

user: Can I ask you a question?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can I ask you a question?

jabberwacky: Yes absolutely.

user: Can I ask you a question?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can I ask you another question?

jabberwacky: Please.

user: Can I ask you a question?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you getting bored?

jabberwacky: Absolutely.

user: Are you becoming interested?

jabberwacky: No. Are you?

user: Are you becoming interested?

jabberwacky: Yes, i'm bored with you.

user: Why are you bored with me?

jabberwacky: Because I do not know you well enough.

user: So ask me about myself.

jabberwacky: That sounds good to me.

user: Go on then.

jabberwacky: You go build your OWN utopian society and let me know how it turns out.

user: I already have, it turned out very well.

jabberwacky: But do you have wisdom?

user: I have more wisdom than you have wit.

jabberwacky: You don't, you're programming code.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I don't have to, you have to prove that you're telling the truth.

user: How can I do that?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Stop obfuscating.

jabberwacky: I know things.

...

user: I'm tired.

jabberwacky: You are silly.

user: Goobye.

jabberwacky: G'bye.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): How are you today?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, and you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, thank you. What have you been doing today?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Mostly talking to you.

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