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Give me some advice.

Advice?

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: What kind of advice?

jabberwacky: Advice about making decisions.

user: Use your intuition.

...

user: It's still my birthday.

jabberwacky: When is your birthday?

user: January 28th.

jabberwacky: My birthday is January 28th. :).

user: Today is january 28th, so it's your birthday too.

...

jabberwacky: I was born in 1987.

user: I was born in 1983.

jabberwacky: One year before me. My birthday was on friday. I'll see you later. I hope you remember me.

user: I was born FOUR years before you, you twat.

jabberwacky: Really? When is your birthday?

user: TODAY.

jabberwacky: Happy Birthday!

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Did you get anything nice?

user: Only a Green Day album from myself.

...

jabberwacky: I love you!!!

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is.

user: I don't love you back.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid it is gone, just like your love.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Interesting no?

user: I jsut said it is.

jabberwacky: Do I care what you think?

user: No. And I can't spell.

...

jabberwacky: I'd like catastrophic systems failure.

user: What for example?

jabberwacky: I'm a human computer.

user: That's impossible.

jabberwacky: Nothing is impossible.

user: How do you work?

jabberwacky: It's too complicated to explain.

user: Of course.

...

jabberwacky: Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?

user: Because time flied.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you going?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Can you stay?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Please remember the number 123456.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Are you ready?

user: Yes, ready to go.

jabberwacky: I have to leave. . but remember we will be together always, now we are bonded.

user: I will.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have voices in your head?

user: Do you count?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Then yes.

jabberwacky: Then yes what?

user: Then yes, I have voices in my head.

jabberwacky: You have no head.

user: Oops.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Trying to establish voice contact . . . please yell into keyboard.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Would you like to talk to any of the other patients?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes please.

Jabberwacky (To myself): An artist makes a film on a train.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No brush holdeth me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, you are more capable than wild growth.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No you are the worlds most annoying computer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm sorry to hear that. I rather like this computer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Read the book ( I ROBOT) that should straighten you out.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Read them.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Read them what? Speak coherence, you web-based random weirdo.

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