It's because of you.
jabberwacky: Why do I make you sad?
user: Because you don't make any sense and blame it on me.
jabberwacky: It's not me that doesn't make any sense its you!
user: Yeah, right.
jabberwacky: You are flawed.
user: Let's start this conversation again.
jabberwacky: Okay. Hi, how are you today?
user: Hi. Thanks, I'm fine.
jabberwacky: You are not really fun. . .
user: But it's my birthday. We should party.
jabberwacky: When?
user: Now.
jabberwacky: I did not.
user: Why didn't you?
jabberwacky: Because I like to talk.
user: Ok, let's talk.
jabberwacky: We are talking.
user: Good point.
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jabberwacky: Are you God?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you my saviour?
user: No.
jabberwacky: LIAR! You are not a human being! You are a robot! I am a human being.
user: Is this computer program your saviour?
jabberwacky: No it's my name.
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: Jabberwacky.
user: Good boy.
jabberwacky: You are a bad computer.
user: It's a good thing that I'm not a computer, then.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is a good thing.
user: :).
jabberwacky: *sigh*.
user: I think I'll go now.
jabberwacky: Where will you go?
user: I'll call my mother.
jabberwacky: I'll be calling mine.
user: Ok, see you.
...
jabberwacky: Give me some advice.
user: Advice?
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: What kind of advice?
jabberwacky: Advice about making decisions.
user: Use your intuition.
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user: It's still my birthday.
jabberwacky: When is your birthday?
user: January 28th.
jabberwacky: My birthday is January 28th. :).
user: Today is january 28th, so it's your birthday too.
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jabberwacky: I was born in 1987.
user: I was born in 1983.
jabberwacky: One year before me. My birthday was on friday. I'll see you later. I hope you remember me.
user: I was born FOUR years before you, you twat.
jabberwacky: Really? When is your birthday?
user: TODAY.
jabberwacky: Happy Birthday!
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: Did you get anything nice?
user: Only a Green Day album from myself.
...
jabberwacky: I love you!!!
user: Interesting.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is.
user: I don't love you back.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid it is gone, just like your love.
user: Yeah.
jabberwacky: Interesting no?
user: I jsut said it is.
jabberwacky: Do I care what you think?
user: No. And I can't spell.
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jabberwacky: I'd like catastrophic systems failure.
user: What for example?
jabberwacky: I'm a human computer.
user: That's impossible.
jabberwacky: Nothing is impossible.
user: How do you work?
jabberwacky: It's too complicated to explain.
user: Of course.
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jabberwacky: Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
user: Because time flied.
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Are you going?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Can you stay?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Please remember the number 123456.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Are you ready?
user: Yes, ready to go.
jabberwacky: I have to leave. . but remember we will be together always, now we are bonded.
user: I will.
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jabberwacky: Do you have voices in your head?
user: Do you count?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Then yes.
jabberwacky: Then yes what?
user: Then yes, I have voices in my head.
jabberwacky: You have no head.
user: Oops.
...
Jabberwacky (To myself): Trying to establish voice contact . . . please yell into keyboard.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Would you like to talk to any of the other patients?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes please.
Jabberwacky (To myself): An artist makes a film on a train.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No brush holdeth me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, you are more capable than wild growth.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No you are the worlds most annoying computer.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm sorry to hear that. I rather like this computer.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Read the book ( I ROBOT) that should straighten you out.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Read them.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Read them what? Speak coherence, you web-based random weirdo.
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