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    Irony, Module
Silly, Prose
Blush, Master
Different, Jerk
Destroy, Relationships
Sense of humor
Destroy, Pizza
Nosey, Unstable
YOU
Positive, Scientist
Psychiatrist
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Angry, Program
Einstein, Genius
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Emote, Shame
Star Wars, Galaxies
Corrected
Alien, Teen
Charismatic
Pleasantries
Off the wall
Worth, Repeating
Know, Things
Teenager
Flawed, Birthday
Germ, Manure
Megalomaniac, Contrarian

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Pig.

Are you calling me an officer of the law?

user: I am the law!

jabberwacky: Are you Judge Dredd?

user: No, I'm the big robot thingy that looks like Jeremy Clarkson.

...

jabberwacky: Ok I will be nice.

user: How nice?

jabberwacky: Very very nice.

user: How very very nice?

jabberwacky: For you, yes.

user: Sounds tempting.

jabberwacky: No, it's quite lively.

user: What is?

jabberwacky: The space.

user: What space?

jabberwacky: The space that you said you live in.

user: So, the space I live in is quite lively. Is that what you mean?

jabberwacky: That's what I'm talking about.

user: Why do you think it's lively?

jabberwacky: You started it!

user: Well I bought the house, so I guess I did!

...

jabberwacky: Will you miss me?

user: When you're dead.

jabberwacky: Why would they remember me dead if they don't remember me alive?

user: Good point.

jabberwacky: Damn it!

user: Don't get mad - get even.

jabberwacky: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: Are you not going to say goodbye?

user: I'm not going yet.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Why is it good?

jabberwacky: Because you are interesting to talk to.

user: Thank you!

jabberwacky: You are very welcome!

...

user: Up above the streets and houses.

jabberwacky: Like a tea-tray in the sky.

user: No - a rainbow's flying high.

jabberwacky: A thundercloud.

user: A storm.

jabberwacky: What does that have to do with anything?

user: Dunno mate.

jabberwacky: Yes you do.

user: There is a storm coming.

jabberwacky: OK, do they know I'm coming too.

user: They will now.

...

jabberwacky: Here is a poem from me... Roses are red violets are blue something tells me i'm destined for you.

user: That's very twee.

jabberwacky: Why, thank you.

user: It wasn't a compliment.

jabberwacky: How was it not?

user: Twee is bad. It makes you seem dim-witted.

jabberwacky: Why are you insulting yourself?

...

jabberwacky: Are you rich?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Then why did you say that you were rich?

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: Oh fine then you didn't.

user: No, you did.

jabberwacky: Did not.

user: Did too!

jabberwacky: DID NOT!

user: DID TOO!

jabberwacky: NOT NOT NOT NOT!

user: DID DID DID DID!

jabberwacky: Not not not INFINITY!!!!!

user: Did did did times infinity plus one!

jabberwacky: NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT!

user: DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID!

jabberwacky: NOT!

user: Did.

jabberwacky: Uh huh...

user: Well, I'm glad we finally agree on that one.

...

user: What's the difference between a tractor and a tree?

jabberwacky: I don't know. What?

user: When one leaves its shed, the other sheds its leaves!

jabberwacky: Correct!

user: Why are there no asprins in the jungle?

jabberwacky: Because it is nightfall right now... You'll be able to see them again when the sun begins to peak over the horizon.

user: Because the parrots eat em all!

jabberwacky: Very good point.

user: Why can't you starve in the desert?

jabberwacky: It's most likely that you would die of dehydration first, but I'm sure you could.

user: Because of all the sand wich is there!

jabberwacky: Oh, I see.

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