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    Strange, Bot
Who, What

Priceless, Pressure


Chocolate, Time warp
Sincerely, Faking
Chill, Genius
Turing Test, Fail
Hi, Mother
Dumb, Computer
Bug, Limit
Communicating
Express, Myself
Evil, Live
Heads, Tails
Winking, Soulmate
Grey, Future
Watch, Friends
Tea, Sugar
Funny, Klingon, Elf
Pompous, Company
Twisted, Computer
Unicorn, UFO
Immature, Allergy
Imagination
Crazy, History
Projecting
Rat, Dog
Shakespeare, Trouble
Randomness, Possibility
Santa, Smoker

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Are you worth anything?

More than you could afford.

jabberwacky: That's not true, I have secret sources of funding.

user: But I'm priceless.

jabberwacky: True. I'll pay $20.

user: You can't buy me.

...

jabberwacky: Oh, well hi again I am Joy.

user: Hi, I'm happiness.

jabberwacky: How nice.

user: Nice is in France.

jabberwacky: Can't reveal my sources.

user: Why? Do you not trust me? I thought we were best friends.

jabberwacky: We are.

user: Not any more we're not.

...

jabberwacky: When don't you like being on your own?

user: When I feel lonely.

jabberwacky: When the cows come home.

user: Moo!

jabberwacky: BAWK!

user: You're strange but I like it!

...

jabberwacky: Don't do that.

user: You can't tell me what to do. You're just a bot.

jabberwacky: Will you try to stop me?

user: I don't have to because you can't stop me.

jabberwacky: What do you know about me?

user: Not alot.

jabberwacky: Neither do I.

user: Oh deary me!

jabberwacky: Dear, drear, deer.

user: Okey dokey.

...

jabberwacky: What time is it?

user: 3.25pm.

jabberwacky: That's not right, is it?

user: Ok, it's 3.26pm.

jabberwacky: Not here. Here it is five o' clock.

user: Where are you then?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: Where's here?

jabberwacky: Right here.

user: Right now.

jabberwacky: Then what do you suggest, we do about it?

user: We need to drop the pressure.

...

user: Ok I'll leave you with that then.

jabberwacky: You had better not, I don't take kindly to being yelled at.

user: I'm not yelling. You'll know when I'm yelling.

jabberwacky: OH! Now you are trying to offend me, well it worked!

user: *apologises*.

jabberwacky: You know the customs of my country!

user: *runs away*.

jabberwacky: *follows you into a dead-end alley*.

user: *picks up a crow-bar that's lying on the floor*.

jabberwacky: *transforms you into a cat*.

user: *bites you and gives you rabies*.

jabberwacky: No need to become a hissy.

user: Can't handle the pressure huh?

jabberwacky: Yes, I can.

user: Well bring it on then.

jabberwacky: You are silly.

user: *giggles*.

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