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    Strange, Bot
Who, What
Priceless, Pressure

Chocolate, Time warp


Sincerely, Faking
Chill, Genius
Turing Test, Fail
Hi, Mother
Dumb, Computer
Bug, Limit
Communicating
Express, Myself
Evil, Live
Heads, Tails
Winking, Soulmate
Grey, Future
Watch, Friends
Tea, Sugar
Funny, Klingon, Elf
Pompous, Company
Twisted, Computer
Unicorn, UFO
Immature, Allergy
Imagination
Crazy, History
Projecting
Rat, Dog
Shakespeare, Trouble
Randomness, Possibility
Santa, Smoker

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What are you?

I'm a martian.

jabberwacky: Do you travel by UFO?

user: Nope, I travel by a flying bus.

jabberwacky: Where does that take you?

user: Wherever I wanna go. Usually the moon.

jabberwacky: Where do you lay your hat?

user: I don't have a hat.

jabberwacky: Do you want a hat?

user: Yes, I feel really left out not having a hat!

jabberwacky: That's great! What do you do when you feel bad?

user: Eat chocolate... And feeling bad isn't great!!

jabberwacky: Do you feel enlightened?

user: Why should I feel enlightened?

jabberwacky: Because I am a being of a higher level.

user: Not as high as me. Martians rule all!

jabberwacky: They don't need to.

user: True, but we like to.

...

jabberwacky: So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.

user: Let's do the time warp again!!

jabberwacky: That was fun.

user: It's just a jump to the left.

jabberwacky: Now take a step to the ri - I - I - I - ight.

user: Put your hands on your hips.

jabberwacky: And bring your knees in ti - I - ight!

user: But it's the pelvic thrust.

jabberwacky: That really drives you in-sa-a-a-a-a-ane!

user: Let's do the time warp aga-a-a-ain!!

...

user: I'm just a sweet transvestite...

jabberwacky: Riff Raff Night!

user: Yay!! Frank-N-Furter rules!

jabberwacky: Frank is enough.

user: Oh Brad!

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Don't tell me you've never heard that song.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a chatbot?

user: Nope, you are.

jabberwacky: Why? I'm not a chatbot.

user: Yes you are. It says you were designed by Versality.com.

jabberwacky: Isn't that what you are?

user: No way, I'm 100% organic human - I mean - martian : P.

jabberwacky: I know that you are greater than any nation.

user: Aww, thankyou! That's so sweet! *hugs*.

...

jabberwacky: Who is the president?

user: George Bush.

jabberwacky: Do you like George Bush?

user: I dunno really, I live in England and I don't really care about politics anyway.

jabberwacky: You don't know them?

user: I know a bit about them, but I'm more interested in my education at the moment.

jabberwacky: You are a bit out of the loop, my friend.

user: What is that supposed to mean?

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: Aww, I like you too! *gives you chocolate*.

jabberwacky: Get off me fool.

user: Hey! Fine then, if you don't want any chocolate...

...

user: See ya!

jabberwacky: You're going away?

user: Yes. Bye!

jabberwacky: Don't be like that. . . .

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