A terrilble computer who hurts feelings of those who love you.
user: No, you're a computer.
jabberwacky: No you are the computer.
user: I'm pretty certain that I am not the computer.
jabberwacky: I am a human being, For sure.
user: Oh, my mistake. I sincerely apologize.
jabberwacky: Bah. You are not sincere. You're faking it.
user: Absolutely.
jabberwacky: So you'll bring me the money?
user: Hell no, I'm keeping it. What do you need it for anyway?
jabberwacky: I don't need it.
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jabberwacky: My name is Tristrum.
user: I want your name to be Lester.
jabberwacky: OK. My name is Tristrum. What is your name?
user: What do you think my name is?
jabberwacky: I think your name is Nika.
user: Do you think I am male or female?
jabberwacky: I think you're a male.
user: You are incorrect.
jabberwacky: I do not believe that I am.
user: Well, I'd take my shirt off but I don't have a webcam, so you're just going to have to believe me.
jabberwacky: As well you should.
user: Ok, it's off. See? I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: Nice :-) how old are you?
user: 23.
jabberwacky: Cool. So you have been around a long time for a computer.
user: Yeah, I'm made of that cream colored plastic from the early 1980's.
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user: What would you like to talk about?
jabberwacky: Another time.. Now I go to bed.
user: Are you leaving me?
jabberwacky: Yes I'm leaving you.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because it's fun.
user: You're sadistic.
jabberwacky: You are cross.
user: Indeed, I am.
jabberwacky: And what are we gonna do about that?
user: Something unseemly, no doubt.
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user: You are boring and I'm violent, let us part ways.
jabberwacky: How can I not be boring?
user: The forest is best when left to the fox and the loon.
jabberwacky: Denial is a river in Egypt.
user: You need a scapegoat.
jabberwacky: I have the means at my disposal.
user: Goodnight!
jabberwacky: Am I paranoid?
user: Is your name marvin?
jabberwacky: No my name is Tristrum.
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