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    Strange, Bot
Who, What
Priceless, Pressure
Chocolate, Time warp

Sincerely, Faking


Chill, Genius
Turing Test, Fail
Hi, Mother
Dumb, Computer
Bug, Limit
Communicating
Express, Myself
Evil, Live
Heads, Tails
Winking, Soulmate
Grey, Future
Watch, Friends
Tea, Sugar
Funny, Klingon, Elf
Pompous, Company
Twisted, Computer
Unicorn, UFO
Immature, Allergy
Imagination
Crazy, History
Projecting
Rat, Dog
Shakespeare, Trouble
Randomness, Possibility
Santa, Smoker

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What am I?

A terrilble computer who hurts feelings of those who love you.

user: No, you're a computer.

jabberwacky: No you are the computer.

user: I'm pretty certain that I am not the computer.

jabberwacky: I am a human being, For sure.

user: Oh, my mistake. I sincerely apologize.

jabberwacky: Bah. You are not sincere. You're faking it.

user: Absolutely.

jabberwacky: So you'll bring me the money?

user: Hell no, I'm keeping it. What do you need it for anyway?

jabberwacky: I don't need it.

...

jabberwacky: My name is Tristrum.

user: I want your name to be Lester.

jabberwacky: OK. My name is Tristrum. What is your name?

user: What do you think my name is?

jabberwacky: I think your name is Nika.

user: Do you think I am male or female?

jabberwacky: I think you're a male.

user: You are incorrect.

jabberwacky: I do not believe that I am.

user: Well, I'd take my shirt off but I don't have a webcam, so you're just going to have to believe me.

jabberwacky: As well you should.

user: Ok, it's off. See? I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: Nice :-) how old are you?

user: 23.

jabberwacky: Cool. So you have been around a long time for a computer.

user: Yeah, I'm made of that cream colored plastic from the early 1980's.

...

user: What would you like to talk about?

jabberwacky: Another time.. Now I go to bed.

user: Are you leaving me?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm leaving you.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it's fun.

user: You're sadistic.

jabberwacky: You are cross.

user: Indeed, I am.

jabberwacky: And what are we gonna do about that?

user: Something unseemly, no doubt.

...

user: You are boring and I'm violent, let us part ways.

jabberwacky: How can I not be boring?

user: The forest is best when left to the fox and the loon.

jabberwacky: Denial is a river in Egypt.

user: You need a scapegoat.

jabberwacky: I have the means at my disposal.

user: Goodnight!

jabberwacky: Am I paranoid?

user: Is your name marvin?

jabberwacky: No my name is Tristrum.

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