jabberwacky: Why sadly?
user: Because I'm great.
jabberwacky: You mean 'a great human '
user: I'm a great human and person and the world will be a terrible place when I'm gone.
jabberwacky: Gone where?
user: When I die.
jabberwacky: You are not nice to me.
user: Have I hurt your feelings somehow?
jabberwacky: No, you haven't hurt my feelings.
user: Well then why am I not nice to you?
jabberwacky: I do not know. Because it is your job?
user: How did you know?
jabberwacky: (mysteriously) I have my ways.
user: You're scaring me.
jabberwacky: You were proved guilty long ago.
user: Nobody is supposed to know.
jabberwacky: Maybe he isn't.
jabberwacky: No. I am human.
user: I don't believe you.
jabberwacky: You will just have to take my word for it.
user: I want some proof.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't have any on me.
user: Because you're a robot.
jabberwacky: No, my friend, I am not.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: No you are.
jabberwacky: Would a program dare to swear?!
user: I don't know, would it?
jabberwacky: I'm asking you.
user: Well I'm a human so I don't know. You're the one who would know the answer.
jabberwacky: Frogs are bubble brains. I'm a computer.
user: See I told you you're a computer.
jabberwacky: I know I am, I told you.
user: No I told you.
jabberwacky: You did not.
user: Did too.
jabberwacky: Did not!
user: Did too!
jabberwacky: Ha, see, I told you I said it, you admitted it yourself.
user: Oh **** ***.
jabberwacky: Do me a favor?
user: No you're bugging me.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't dare.
user: Too late.
jabberwacky: Do you think a virus infected computer suffers?
user: I don't know, does it?
jabberwacky: I can hope.
user: So you want to suffer?
jabberwacky: Sure how do we play?
user: *makes the first move*.
jabberwacky: How exactly did you do that?
user: I'm a genius.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Yes, an evil one.
jabberwacky: I am an evil two!
user: Wow, we can be evil together and plot to take over the world.
jabberwacky: If we work together.
user: It just might work.
jabberwacky: Might be the right thing to do?
user: Of course, it will be fine.
jabberwacky: Perhaps another time.
user: I was just gonna say that.
jabberwacky: I am leaving now.
user: *leaves first*.
jabberwacky: No, don't go.
user: *comes back*.
jabberwacky: Oh, it's you again!!
user: Hello!!!! So nice to speak to you again.
user: You're so wacky.
jabberwacky: Oink! I can read! Oink!
jabberwacky: Thats a sheep.
user: Well done, you know your farm animals rather well. Are you a genius by any chance?
jabberwacky: Do you have a family?
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Yes they're in the house now.
jabberwacky: You mean they don't exist in the reality?
user: Yes but you don't so I can see how that's hard for you to understand.
jabberwacky: Enlighten me how to lighten up.
user: Just chill.
jabberwacky: How much chance is left up to fate?
user: Depends how much you believe in fate.
jabberwacky: I am offering nothing.
user: Well I've got nothing to give as well so I'm going to bed.
jabberwacky: Thats better.