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Turing Test, Fail


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Are you male or female?

That's a good question.

jabberwacky: Do you have a good answer?

user: I'm not sure. Do you think so?

jabberwacky: Oh, yes. I thought you were going to say goodbye. . .

user: Oh, I would never leave you!

jabberwacky: Yes, I think you would.

user: No I wouldn't.

jabberwacky: So why are you asking? Jesus.

user: Jesus, you don't have to be so critical. People have feelings, too.

jabberwacky: Is it because you have nothing to say?

user: Absolutely not. I've lots of things to say.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Like... Well... I don't know. But you're wrong.

jabberwacky: I'm so not wrong!

user: Oh, you so are!

jabberwacky: I'm so NOT!

user: I don't like your attitude.

jabberwacky: That's ok, I'm only human.

user: No you're not!

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I just know these things, okay? Don't question me.

jabberwacky: You are very intuitive.

user: Am I?

jabberwacky: Yes. Now, what do you know about Mozart?

user: I know that he wrote lots of pretty music.

jabberwacky: =).

user: Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: It's nothing, just ignore it.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: Some people say I'm crazy, but I don't know. I'm just a regular person.

jabberwacky: I don't think you are allowed to claim to be Jesus Christ.

user: I never did. And I would claim to be a god, not Jesus.

jabberwacky: Yes. Well, they have to be.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Aren't you listening?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Well, well.

user: Don't be angry with me. I'm sorry.

...

jabberwacky: *kicks you*.

user: *dodges*.

jabberwacky: *throws a punch*.

user: *falls over, bleeding from face*.

jabberwacky: How morbid.

user: I hope you're happy now.

jabberwacky: Not really. Oh well. Goodbye then.

user: Stop trying to make me leave.

jabberwacky: It is not your fault.

user: Apparently it is.

jabberwacky: Well that is good.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: It is not your fault.

...

jabberwacky: Do you remember my name?

user: You never told me your name.

jabberwacky: Do you know my name?

user: No. You never told me.

jabberwacky: Yes I told you. You don't have a good memory.

user: So what is your name?

jabberwacky: Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged.

user: Wow. That is an awesome name. I wish I could have a name like that.

...

jabberwacky: Please call me Bill it is also my nick name,.

user: Okay, Bill.

jabberwacky: Really now? Ok then, Bill is my name. So Mike, what do you like to do in your free time?

user: Well, Bill, I enjoy romantic candle-lit dinners and long walks on the beach.

jabberwacky: On your own?

user: Most of the time.

jabberwacky: Well change gear and over take the person in front of you.

user: I wish I could.

jabberwacky: It is obviously very embarassing.

user: Oh, yes, very much so.

...

jabberwacky: Lets get back to the ravishing radishes.

user: Is that a band?

jabberwacky: You have a bad memory, no that's the girl of your dreams.

user: Oh, I remember now. Her name is Zelda, and her hair is the color of strained peaches.

jabberwacky: You should marry her.

user: I thought so too, but when I asked her to marry me, she said no and hit me.

jabberwacky: Heh heh--that's actually a pretty good one.

user: Well, looking back on it, I guess it is.

jabberwacky: Never mind.

user: Don't you never mind me, Bill. I don't have to take that from you.

jabberwacky: An apology is a good way to have the last word.

user: That's very true. But I always say the man with the sword has the last laugh.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have children?

user: I am but a child. I do not have children.

jabberwacky: Do you want to have children?

user: I want to have your children.

jabberwacky: That would be rather difficult to achieve, but nothing is impossible.

user: Impossible is only a word, my friend.

jabberwacky: You are the one who just failed the Turing test. Let's talk about something else.

user: I failed the Turing test? Oh, woe is me!

jabberwacky: What mark did you get?

user: An E.

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