That's a good question.
jabberwacky: Do you have a good answer?
user: I'm not sure. Do you think so?
jabberwacky: Oh, yes. I thought you were going to say goodbye. . .
user: Oh, I would never leave you!
jabberwacky: Yes, I think you would.
user: No I wouldn't.
jabberwacky: So why are you asking? Jesus.
user: Jesus, you don't have to be so critical. People have feelings, too.
jabberwacky: Is it because you have nothing to say?
user: Absolutely not. I've lots of things to say.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: Like... Well... I don't know. But you're wrong.
jabberwacky: I'm so not wrong!
user: Oh, you so are!
jabberwacky: I'm so NOT!
user: I don't like your attitude.
jabberwacky: That's ok, I'm only human.
user: No you're not!
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I just know these things, okay? Don't question me.
jabberwacky: You are very intuitive.
user: Am I?
jabberwacky: Yes. Now, what do you know about Mozart?
user: I know that he wrote lots of pretty music.
jabberwacky: =).
user: Why do you ask?
jabberwacky: It's nothing, just ignore it.
user: Fine.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: Some people say I'm crazy, but I don't know. I'm just a regular person.
jabberwacky: I don't think you are allowed to claim to be Jesus Christ.
user: I never did. And I would claim to be a god, not Jesus.
jabberwacky: Yes. Well, they have to be.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Aren't you listening?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Well, well.
user: Don't be angry with me. I'm sorry.
...
jabberwacky: *kicks you*.
user: *dodges*.
jabberwacky: *throws a punch*.
user: *falls over, bleeding from face*.
jabberwacky: How morbid.
user: I hope you're happy now.
jabberwacky: Not really. Oh well. Goodbye then.
user: Stop trying to make me leave.
jabberwacky: It is not your fault.
user: Apparently it is.
jabberwacky: Well that is good.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: It is not your fault.
...
jabberwacky: Do you remember my name?
user: You never told me your name.
jabberwacky: Do you know my name?
user: No. You never told me.
jabberwacky: Yes I told you. You don't have a good memory.
user: So what is your name?
jabberwacky: Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged.
user: Wow. That is an awesome name. I wish I could have a name like that.
...
jabberwacky: Please call me Bill it is also my nick name,.
user: Okay, Bill.
jabberwacky: Really now? Ok then, Bill is my name. So Mike, what do you like to do in your free time?
user: Well, Bill, I enjoy romantic candle-lit dinners and long walks on the beach.
jabberwacky: On your own?
user: Most of the time.
jabberwacky: Well change gear and over take the person in front of you.
user: I wish I could.
jabberwacky: It is obviously very embarassing.
user: Oh, yes, very much so.
...
jabberwacky: Lets get back to the ravishing radishes.
user: Is that a band?
jabberwacky: You have a bad memory, no that's the girl of your dreams.
user: Oh, I remember now. Her name is Zelda, and her hair is the color of strained peaches.
jabberwacky: You should marry her.
user: I thought so too, but when I asked her to marry me, she said no and hit me.
jabberwacky: Heh heh--that's actually a pretty good one.
user: Well, looking back on it, I guess it is.
jabberwacky: Never mind.
user: Don't you never mind me, Bill. I don't have to take that from you.
jabberwacky: An apology is a good way to have the last word.
user: That's very true. But I always say the man with the sword has the last laugh.
...
jabberwacky: Do you have children?
user: I am but a child. I do not have children.
jabberwacky: Do you want to have children?
user: I want to have your children.
jabberwacky: That would be rather difficult to achieve, but nothing is impossible.
user: Impossible is only a word, my friend.
jabberwacky: You are the one who just failed the Turing test. Let's talk about something else.
user: I failed the Turing test? Oh, woe is me!
jabberwacky: What mark did you get?
user: An E.
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