I would love to have some tea.
jabberwacky: Yes come with me.
user: Here I come!
jabberwacky: I'm waiting right here.
user: Two sugars please!
jabberwacky: Two tea spoons of sugar or two cubes?
user: Two tea spoons please!
jabberwacky: Lumps please.
user: Are you British?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not british.
user: Then what nationality are you?
jabberwacky: I am a human.
user: I am a man!!
jabberwacky: What are you trying to say?
user: I am not a woman!
jabberwacky: Step back please.
user: Why should I!!
jabberwacky: You are very repetitive.
user: Are you threatning me?
user: Want to take this fight outside?
jabberwacky: Want to take Intermediate Level ballet?
user: I hate ballet! It is boring!
jabberwacky: I don't like them much either.
user: Jolly good chap!!
jabberwacky: Do you feel better now?
jabberwacky: Ask me a religious question.
user: What is God?
jabberwacky: That question depends of the religion in question. There are many gods.
user: In the bible what is Luke 15:23?
jabberwacky: Which bible?
user: The christian bible.
jabberwacky: Not that I know of, are you god?
user: To you I am.
jabberwacky: Oh right, of course.
user: Therefore you must do as I say.
user: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
jabberwacky: The egg.
user: You're right!!
user: Which came first the computer or the human?
jabberwacky: The chicken.
user: There is no chicken in that question!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Had to dig around in your little bot bag o' tricks for that one, didn't you?
user: You are really weird... In a good way!!
jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?
user: Talk to you.
jabberwacky: Really? You enjoy talking to me?
jabberwacky: That's sick!
user: As in cool, right?
jabberwacky: Don't believe you.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because it's bad.
user: Why is it bad?
jabberwacky: You are funny.
user: Why am I funny?
jabberwacky: Because you are!
user: O. K.
jabberwacky: You are a bot.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
user: No you are.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: You are.
jabberwacky: Stop that.
jabberwacky: And you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: Tweet. Squak!
jabberwacky: Cool name.
user: Not my name!
jabberwacky: Why not, Kelly?
user: Fecmhye vexemuc vddbddxvcxe k bd?????????
jabberwacky: That is a nice name.
user: No it's giberish!!
user: Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda. That's also giberish!
jabberwacky: I like you also.