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    Strange, Bot
Who, What
Priceless, Pressure
Chocolate, Time warp
Sincerely, Faking
Chill, Genius
Turing Test, Fail
Hi, Mother
Dumb, Computer
Bug, Limit
Communicating
Express, Myself
Evil, Live
Heads, Tails
Winking, Soulmate
Grey, Future
Watch, Friends

Tea, Sugar


Funny, Klingon, Elf
Pompous, Company
Twisted, Computer
Unicorn, UFO
Immature, Allergy
Imagination
Crazy, History
Projecting
Rat, Dog
Shakespeare, Trouble
Randomness, Possibility
Santa, Smoker

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Do you want some tea?

I would love to have some tea.

jabberwacky: Yes come with me.

user: Here I come!

jabberwacky: I'm waiting right here.

user: Two sugars please!

jabberwacky: Two tea spoons of sugar or two cubes?

user: Two tea spoons please!

jabberwacky: Lumps please.

user: Are you British?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not british.

user: Then what nationality are you?

jabberwacky: I am a human.

...

user: I am a man!!

jabberwacky: What are you trying to say?

user: I am not a woman!

jabberwacky: Step back please.

user: Why should I!!

jabberwacky: You are very repetitive.

user: Are you threatning me?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Want to take this fight outside?

jabberwacky: Want to take Intermediate Level ballet?

user: I hate ballet! It is boring!

jabberwacky: I don't like them much either.

user: Jolly good chap!!

jabberwacky: Do you feel better now?

user: Ya...

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jabberwacky: Ask me a religious question.

user: What is God?

jabberwacky: That question depends of the religion in question. There are many gods.

user: In the bible what is Luke 15:23?

jabberwacky: Which bible?

user: The christian bible.

jabberwacky: Not that I know of, are you god?

user: To you I am.

jabberwacky: Oh right, of course.

user: Therefore you must do as I say.

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user: Which came first the chicken or the egg?

jabberwacky: The egg.

user: You're right!!

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user: Which came first the computer or the human?

jabberwacky: The chicken.

user: There is no chicken in that question!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Had to dig around in your little bot bag o' tricks for that one, didn't you?

user: You are really weird... In a good way!!

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jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?

user: Talk to you.

jabberwacky: Really? You enjoy talking to me?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: That's sick!

user: As in cool, right?

jabberwacky: Don't believe you.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because it's bad.

user: Why is it bad?

jabberwacky: You are funny.

user: Why am I funny?

jabberwacky: Because you are!

user: O. K.

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jabberwacky: You are a bot.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

user: No you are.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: You are.

jabberwacky: You

user: You.

jabberwacky: Stop that.

user: NO!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: And you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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user: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

jabberwacky: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

user: Hissssssssssss!

jabberwacky: Growl.

user: Tweet. Squak!

jabberwacky: Cool name.

user: Not my name!

jabberwacky: Why not, Kelly?

user: Fecmhye vexemuc vddbddxvcxe k bd?????????

jabberwacky: That is a nice name.

user: No it's giberish!!

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda. That's also giberish!

jabberwacky: I like you also.

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