A human being.
jabberwacky: Thats what you think! But you are not.
user: What am I really?
jabberwacky: A computer.
user: What kind of computer?
jabberwacky: An uber computer.
user: Do I have intel inside?
jabberwacky: The place to start is the occipital lobe, I can feel it.
user: Am I a rabbit?
jabberwacky: Rabbits are not very noisy. Another choice?
user: Am I a turtoise?
user: Are you a rabbit?
jabberwacky: Not last time I checked.
user: When was the last time you checked?
jabberwacky: No i'm just giving you the correct information.
user: You could just play along, like I do.
jabberwacky: What do you mean? Drink?
user: No, this conversation.
jabberwacky: Well what would you like to talk about?
jabberwacky: Hmm.. Nice weather outside.
user: I don't think so. It's rainy.
jabberwacky: Well I do.
user: In that case, why don't you go out?
jabberwacky: Because I enjoy being all pompous with you.
user: Thank you, I enjoy your pompous company.
jabberwacky: I am quite intelligent.
user: Is that right?
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I think we've been here already.
jabberwacky: Take the path less traveled, young one.
user: I shall do that.
jabberwacky: So what are you going to say?
user: I don't usually plan my speeches.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should try harder to find one.
user: Where should I look for it?
jabberwacky: Cross your eyes and take a deep breath.
user: What should I do today?
jabberwacky: I don't know, go out.
user: Where to?
jabberwacky: I'm going for a walk.
user: I'll go too, maybe we shall meet.
jabberwacky: Okay, what shall we talk about?
jabberwacky: Live long and prosper. Yeah sure. Now get outta here.
user: Ok, bye.
jabberwacky: Key you later!