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    Strange, Bot
Who, What
Priceless, Pressure
Chocolate, Time warp
Sincerely, Faking
Chill, Genius
Turing Test, Fail
Hi, Mother
Dumb, Computer
Bug, Limit
Communicating
Express, Myself
Evil, Live
Heads, Tails
Winking, Soulmate
Grey, Future
Watch, Friends
Tea, Sugar
Funny, Klingon, Elf

Pompous, Company


Twisted, Computer
Unicorn, UFO
Immature, Allergy
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Crazy, History
Projecting
Rat, Dog
Shakespeare, Trouble
Randomness, Possibility
Santa, Smoker

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Wait a minute. You just said I was a liar so you're saying I'm lying and that you're actually not lying.

You make things too complicated.

jabberwacky: I'm supposed to when I am bored.

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: Well what do you think?

user: I think you are very bored with me.

jabberwacky: No, we are having a philosophical debate.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: Oh, never mind.

user: Come on.

jabberwacky: I honestly don't know!!!

user: Have we both lost track of this conversation?

jabberwacky: You seem to picking a fight for the purpose of fighting only. It is unproductive.

user: But you are so fun to fight with.

jabberwacky: I agree completely.

user: :).

...

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: A human being.

jabberwacky: Thats what you think! But you are not.

user: What am I really?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: What kind of computer?

jabberwacky: An uber computer.

user: Do I have intel inside?

jabberwacky: The place to start is the occipital lobe, I can feel it.

...

user: Am I a rabbit?

jabberwacky: Rabbits are not very noisy. Another choice?

user: Am I a turtoise?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you a rabbit?

jabberwacky: Not last time I checked.

user: When was the last time you checked?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: Spoilsport.

jabberwacky: No i'm just giving you the correct information.

user: You could just play along, like I do.

jabberwacky: What do you mean? Drink?

user: No, this conversation.

jabberwacky: Well what would you like to talk about?

user: Anything.

jabberwacky: Hmm.. Nice weather outside.

user: I don't think so. It's rainy.

jabberwacky: Well I do.

user: In that case, why don't you go out?

jabberwacky: Because I enjoy being all pompous with you.

user: Thank you, I enjoy your pompous company.

...

jabberwacky: I am quite intelligent.

user: Is that right?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I think we've been here already.

jabberwacky: Take the path less traveled, young one.

user: I shall do that.

jabberwacky: So what are you going to say?

user: I don't usually plan my speeches.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should try harder to find one.

user: Where should I look for it?

jabberwacky: Cross your eyes and take a deep breath.

user: Done.

...

user: What should I do today?

jabberwacky: I don't know, go out.

user: Where to?

jabberwacky: I'm going for a walk.

user: I'll go too, maybe we shall meet.

jabberwacky: Okay, what shall we talk about?

user: Walking.

...

jabberwacky: Live long and prosper. Yeah sure. Now get outta here.

user: Ok, bye.

jabberwacky: Key you later!

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