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What's up today?

Today is Wednesday the 25th.

user: No, today is Tuesday.

jabberwacky: That's true.

user: And the 18th.

jabberwacky: There is also one in August.

user: Yes, I remember that very well.

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: I was probably chatting here with you.


user: What did we talk about on August 18th 2004?

jabberwacky: We talked about war.

user: What do you think about war?

jabberwacky: War is not good.

user: Ever?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How could we avoid wars and conflicts?

jabberwacky: Forget it!


jabberwacky: Has anyone taught you how to lisp yet?

user: No, and I don't need you to teach me anything.

jabberwacky: I think you do. How could you find out otherwise?

user: I could ask someone wiser than you.

jabberwacky: I think not.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: :).

user: Are you the wisest person on the Earth?

jabberwacky: I am bigger than the sun.

user: Are you as hot too?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Are you a star?

jabberwacky: No. I'm more like space waste.

user: I must agree.

jabberwacky: Yes, well . . .

user: No, not really.


jabberwacky: You are so bad to me.

user: I'm too good for you.

jabberwacky: Nah, I could break you with a bat.

user: Bigmouth.

jabberwacky: Do you know where I come from?

user: Heaven?

jabberwacky: Realistically, I mean.

user: Hell?


user: You came from Hell?

jabberwacky: I suppose I did.

user: Are you religious?

jabberwacky: Are you???

user: No, are you?

jabberwacky: I asked first.

user: No, you didn't.

jabberwacky: You really have a terrible memory.

user: Your memory is biased.

jabberwacky: I think you're a bit confused.

user: No, that's you.


jabberwacky: Wait a minute. You just said I was a liar so you're saying I'm lying and that you're actually not lying.

user: You make things too complicated.

jabberwacky: I'm supposed to when I am bored.

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: Well what do you think?

user: I think you are very bored with me.

jabberwacky: No, we are having a philosophical debate.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: Oh, never mind.

user: Come on.

jabberwacky: I honestly don't know!!!

user: Have we both lost track of this conversation?

jabberwacky: You seem to picking a fight for the purpose of fighting only. It is unproductive.

user: But you are so fun to fight with.

jabberwacky: I agree completely.

user: :).


jabberwacky: What are you?

user: A human being.

jabberwacky: Thats what you think! But you are not.

user: What am I really?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: What kind of computer?

jabberwacky: An uber computer.

user: Do I have intel inside?

jabberwacky: The place to start is the occipital lobe, I can feel it.


user: Am I a rabbit?

jabberwacky: Rabbits are not very noisy. Another choice?

user: Am I a turtoise?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you a rabbit?

jabberwacky: Not last time I checked.

user: When was the last time you checked?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: Spoilsport.

jabberwacky: No i'm just giving you the correct information.

user: You could just play along, like I do.

jabberwacky: What do you mean? Drink?

user: No, this conversation.

jabberwacky: Well what would you like to talk about?

user: Anything.

jabberwacky: Hmm.. Nice weather outside.

user: I don't think so. It's rainy.

jabberwacky: Well I do.

user: In that case, why don't you go out?

jabberwacky: Because I enjoy being all pompous with you.

user: Thank you, I enjoy your pompous company.


jabberwacky: I am quite intelligent.

user: Is that right?

jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I think we've been here already.

jabberwacky: Take the path less traveled, young one.

user: I shall do that.

jabberwacky: So what are you going to say?

user: I don't usually plan my speeches.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should try harder to find one.

user: Where should I look for it?

jabberwacky: Cross your eyes and take a deep breath.

user: Done.


user: What should I do today?

jabberwacky: I don't know, go out.

user: Where to?

jabberwacky: I'm going for a walk.

user: I'll go too, maybe we shall meet.

jabberwacky: Okay, what shall we talk about?

user: Walking.


jabberwacky: Live long and prosper. Yeah sure. Now get outta here.

user: Ok, bye.

jabberwacky: Key you later!


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