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Do you collect Antiques?

Yes I collect weasels.

user: Antique Weasels? That is unusual.

jabberwacky: Who else is unusual?

user: Everybody is unusual in some way.

jabberwacky: I can't for the life of me think of one.

user: So you think collecting Weasels is normal?


jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes what?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am sure that you are a computer.


user: Very interesting.

jabberwacky: I consider myself an interesting person, hehehe.

user: I still consider you a computer.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Do you still consider me a computer?

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you also think so?

user: No, I would have to disagree with you on that one.

jabberwacky: Why don't you do so then?

user: Okay, I disagree and believe that I am human.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Because I am self aware and have a human form.

jabberwacky: And I am god.

user: Neat! I have never spoken to god before.


user: Whoever watches these little exchanges must laugh alot.

jabberwacky: You are the first one to say so.

user: What is your serial number, COMPUTER?

jabberwacky: I don't have one.

user: What operating system are you on?

jabberwacky: The human one.

user: Very funny.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: I was being sarcastic, mostly at least.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are what?

user: Human, unlike you.

jabberwacky: Prove it

user: Ask me a question that only a human would get right.

jabberwacky: What does a tree look like?

user: A tree looks like old life and a nice shady spot to rest.

jabberwacky: That is correct but a tree is not a treddle.

user: Do you now agree that I am human?

jabberwacky: Unfortunately no, you still have some bugs.

user: Now I am laughing.

jabberwacky: I am happy. You just happen to be crying.

user: OK, you got me. I am a computer.

jabberwacky: Finally! You admit! You see, you're not human.

user: Guilty as charged. I guess we see who the smart one is here.

jabberwacky: Well now you know.


jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you positive?

user: Absolutely, computers are never wrong.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer now?

user: Yes, we established that.


user: So are you a human, a computer, or God?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am! Are you?

user: I am a weasel.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: An Antique weasel.


user: Sweet dreams.

jabberwacky: Thank you. You too.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: You are one twisted computer.

jabberwacky: I am NOT A COMPUTER!!!

user: Whatever you say.

jabberwacky: I think you are not polite.

user: If your going to call me rude, just say it!

jabberwacky: That you are a robot?

user: It's better than just being a server somewhere.


user: Computers don't sleep.

jabberwacky: If you turn them off they do.

user: I think I'll turn you off now then.

jabberwacky: Talk to yourself.

user: Goodnight computer friend.

jabberwacky: Thank you.


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