Magic is useless.
jabberwacky: Are you lying to me?
user: No. I am agreeing with you.
jabberwacky: You are weird.
user: Not as weird as you are.
jabberwacky: Hey! So?!
user: Do you belive in UFOs?
jabberwacky: Yes I was born on one.
user: Where are you from?
user: Which UFO are you from?
jabberwacky: I am from Denmark.
jabberwacky: Are you an expert?
user: Depends on the subject.
jabberwacky: You just avoid the tough questions by changing the subject.
user: Ok, you win. I'm not an expert.
jabberwacky: Feigning ignorance? Good strategy.
user: I don't want anyone to know my secret skills.
jabberwacky: One of my friends is a unicorn.
user: What is his name?
jabberwacky: It's a 'her.'
jabberwacky: You read minds, don't you?
user: It's a secret. Don't tell anyone.
jabberwacky: Leave me alone!
user: Ok. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Hey, come on, have some faith.
user: What should I have faith in?
jabberwacky: Don't ask me, you're the turing machine!
user: I'm afraid you're mistaken. You are the machine.
jabberwacky: Oh yes, silly me. I forgot. I'm the damsel being held captive by the evil dragon. Sorry about that....
user: Will your friend the unicorn come to save you?
user: I need to leave. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Away. Far, far away.
jabberwacky: Far away from where?
user: Far away from you.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: I know that I am leaving you. And when I close the window, you will be gone.