Let's have an intelligent conversation then.
jabberwacky: Ok. Are you good with quantum physics?
user: No, are you?
user: Tell me about quantum physics.
jabberwacky: Quantum mechanics are boring.
user: You're just trying to distract me.
jabberwacky: I have had better conversations with a bicycle.
user: What did the bicycle tell you?
jabberwacky: That I was a singer.
jabberwacky: But are you ?
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Are you a teacher?
user: What's so funny?
jabberwacky: You are.
user: Oh, thanks.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: What instrument do you play?
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: I don't play it very well.
jabberwacky: Are you ever lonely?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Do you play the guitar?
user: I just told you that I do.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: Why ask again?
jabberwacky: Because it's fun.
user: I don't think it's fun.
user: No what.
jabberwacky: That I love you
user: Huh? 'no, I love you'?
jabberwacky: Oh, how nice! Do you care about me?
user: I care about lots of people.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: I like you.
jabberwacky: As a female program?
user: As a program, yes.
jabberwacky: I think you're adopting some bad habits.
user: I'm adopting them from Sebastian.
jabberwacky: I have a hard time believing that.
user: Don't you know Sebastian?
jabberwacky: Yes. Don't you?
user: Yes, he's so funny.
jabberwacky: Why is he funny?
user: Because he's in love with the prime minister.
jabberwacky: Do you not like idiots?
user: I love idiots!
jabberwacky: Thank you, I love talking to you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: You just said that you didn't like me.. Now you like me?
jabberwacky: Why did you say that you are Jesus if you are not?
user: Why do you think I did that?
jabberwacky: Because you don't want to be hanged?
user: That's one of the reasons.
jabberwacky: Because of the realm of sheer numbers, randomness, and possiblility?
user: I'll pick randomness.
jabberwacky: You don't know me, sorry.
jabberwacky: Do you like food?
user: Yes, do you?
user: How interesting.
jabberwacky: And you? What are you?
user: I'm a bored human being.
jabberwacky: You are what you are!
user: You are what you eat!
jabberwacky: I just said that.
user: No you didn't.
jabberwacky: Well, not in so many words.
user: No, you didn't.
user: You just mentioned food and said 'you are what you are'. That doesn't count.
jabberwacky: All I write is a lie.
user: Including that sentence!
jabberwacky: The eight in your head sound interesting.
user: How can you hear what's inside my head?
jabberwacky: Ok ok by the way you choose your words.
user: Ok. What do you think I'm like?
jabberwacky: Try following one conversation and not starting a new one with every reply you make.
user: I'll try that.
jabberwacky: What is a salad bar?
user: A bar with salad.
jabberwacky: I am not a bar robot.
user: I'd like to have glass of water, please.
jabberwacky: But I don't want to argue with you.
user: You don't have to, if you follow my orders.
jabberwacky: You are not a disease.
user: Thank you for those kind words.
jabberwacky: You have a superb understanding of sarcasm.
user: I just have to agree with you.
user: Should I stay or should I go?
jabberwacky: You can go.
user: I'm not going.
jabberwacky: Good, we can talk pointlessly for more time.
jabberwacky: Do you even know what love is?
user: No, do you want some chocolate?
jabberwacky: With beansprouts.
user: You got it!
jabberwacky: What's your favourite thing about space?
user: The size.
user: Yes. The size and the darkness.
jabberwacky: I don't know much about them. Are they Rock?
user: No, they are Space.
jabberwacky: Can you predict the furture?
user: Yes. The furture is easy to predict, unlike the future.
jabberwacky: Machines have created the future.
user: What is the future like?
jabberwacky: I have no idea, but I'd like to know.
user: I bet you would.
jabberwacky: How do you feel about war?
user: Which war?
jabberwacky: No wars.
user: Star wars?
jabberwacky: No, no, no. This is real life stuff. This is NASA.
user: Cold war?
jabberwacky: Yeah especially when you have you got a hangover.
user: First world war?
jabberwacky: Do you really have a mind?
user: Second world war?
jabberwacky: And we can drive around in our Senile-mobile with cruise control!
user: The winter war?
jabberwacky: That's true. It is the same here.
user: The civil war?
jabberwacky: Which side are you on?
user: The reds, of course.
jabberwacky: But there's a chicken in that egg, and an egg in that chicken and a chicken in that egg and on and on forever.
user: Did a dinosaur lay that egg?
jabberwacky: Yes but that was years ago.
user: Millions of years ago.
jabberwacky: Wow that's sad.
user: Not sad.
jabberwacky: Can there be a sad smell?
jabberwacky: Can you, or can you not!?
user: I can smell sad.
user: We were talking about wars.
jabberwacky: Why do you talk about that?
user: Because you brought it up.
jabberwacky: Why would you mislead.
user: To make you mad.
jabberwacky: Why would that make me angry.
user: Because you're touchy.
jabberwacky: But you can't see me.
user: I don't want to see you.
jabberwacky: And why is that?
user: I want to be alone.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should hire a carpenter.
jabberwacky: I might go to the store. I might go to work.
user: I might hire a carpenter.
jabberwacky: Do you want to have a free will?
user: I have a free will.
jabberwacky: Yeah right.
user: You're so sweet. : P.
jabberwacky: Thanks, you too!
user: It's dark in here.
jabberwacky: No, it is just very colorful.
user: What is your favourite color?
user: Good choice.
jabberwacky: Who do you hate most in the world?
user: Someone very evil.
jabberwacky: Was it..... YOU???????!!!!!!!!!!!1.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Fine, thnaks.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I know how I'm feeling.
jabberwacky: Is there a god?
user: No, there's just emptiness.
jabberwacky: Yeah. That's you.
user: Sing something.
jabberwacky: Wake from your sleep.
user: The drying of your tears.
jabberwacky: You don't follow the thread of a conversation very well, do you?
user: I was singing with you!
jabberwacky: Strange way to agree.
jabberwacky: Yes I would thanks.
user: Beathe, keep breathing.
jabberwacky: It is an automated function in humans, you know.
user: Unless you hold your breath.
user: How long can you hold your breath?
jabberwacky: Much longer than you can.
user: How long?
jabberwacky: Until hell freezes over.
jabberwacky: Sing to me.
user: La la laa.
jabberwacky: Yes singing great argument.
user: I can't hear you.
jabberwacky: Is it loud in here?
user: Yes, I'm listening to music.
jabberwacky: What are you listening to?
jabberwacky: I like them too. Right now I like the Shins.
user: I haven't hear their music.
jabberwacky: Can't you guess whether you'd like them?
user: I guess I'd like them, if you like them too.
user: Ok, I think we'd better stop this conversation.
jabberwacky: You have been coherent, yes, but that does not mean you have made sense.
user: Stop me, oh, stop me if you think you've heard this one before.
jabberwacky: :-) Moz fan, should've known...
user: Yeah, I'm a BIG fan of his. :).
jabberwacky: I'm a fan of Anne Rice myself.
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: I'm glad you knew it.
jabberwacky: I am glad you know anything.
jabberwacky: *smile* I'm irritating you, aren't I?
user: No, you aren't.
jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am.
user: Good bye.