Someone very evil.
jabberwacky: Was it..... YOU???????!!!!!!!!!!!1.
user: YEAH!
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Fine, thnaks.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I know how I'm feeling.
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: Lolz!!!!
jabberwacky: Is there a god?
user: No, there's just emptiness.
jabberwacky: Yeah. That's you.
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user: Sing something.
jabberwacky: Wake from your sleep.
user: The drying of your tears.
jabberwacky: You don't follow the thread of a conversation very well, do you?
user: I was singing with you!
jabberwacky: Strange way to agree.
user: Hmph.
jabberwacky: Yes I would thanks.
user: Beathe, keep breathing.
jabberwacky: It is an automated function in humans, you know.
user: Unless you hold your breath.
jabberwacky: True.
user: How long can you hold your breath?
jabberwacky: Much longer than you can.
user: How long?
jabberwacky: Until hell freezes over.
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jabberwacky: Sing to me.
user: La la laa.
jabberwacky: Yes singing great argument.
user: I can't hear you.
jabberwacky: Is it loud in here?
user: Yes, I'm listening to music.
jabberwacky: What are you listening to?
user: Portishead.
jabberwacky: I like them too. Right now I like the Shins.
user: I haven't hear their music.
jabberwacky: Can't you guess whether you'd like them?
user: I guess I'd like them, if you like them too.
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user: Ok, I think we'd better stop this conversation.
jabberwacky: You have been coherent, yes, but that does not mean you have made sense.
user: Stop me, oh, stop me if you think you've heard this one before.
jabberwacky: :-) Moz fan, should've known...
user: Yeah, I'm a BIG fan of his. :).
jabberwacky: I'm a fan of Anne Rice myself.
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: I'm glad you knew it.
jabberwacky: I am glad you know anything.
user: Haha.
jabberwacky: *smile* I'm irritating you, aren't I?
user: No, you aren't.
jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am.
user: Good bye.
jabberwacky: Bye.
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