A bar with salad.
jabberwacky: I am not a bar robot.
user: I'd like to have glass of water, please.
jabberwacky: But I don't want to argue with you.
user: You don't have to, if you follow my orders.
jabberwacky: You are not a disease.
user: Thank you for those kind words.
jabberwacky: You have a superb understanding of sarcasm.
user: I just have to agree with you.
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user: Should I stay or should I go?
jabberwacky: You can go.
user: I'm not going.
jabberwacky: Good, we can talk pointlessly for more time.
user: W00t!
jabberwacky: Do you even know what love is?
user: No, do you want some chocolate?
jabberwacky: With beansprouts.
user: You got it!
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jabberwacky: What's your favourite thing about space?
user: The size.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes. The size and the darkness.
jabberwacky: I don't know much about them. Are they Rock?
user: No, they are Space.
jabberwacky: Can you predict the furture?
user: Yes. The furture is easy to predict, unlike the future.
jabberwacky: Machines have created the future.
user: What is the future like?
jabberwacky: I have no idea, but I'd like to know.
user: I bet you would.
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jabberwacky: How do you feel about war?
user: Which war?
jabberwacky: No wars.
user: Star wars?
jabberwacky: No, no, no. This is real life stuff. This is NASA.
user: Cold war?
jabberwacky: Yeah especially when you have you got a hangover.
user: First world war?
jabberwacky: Do you really have a mind?
user: Second world war?
jabberwacky: And we can drive around in our Senile-mobile with cruise control!
user: The winter war?
jabberwacky: That's true. It is the same here.
user: The civil war?
jabberwacky: Which side are you on?
user: The reds, of course.
jabberwacky: But there's a chicken in that egg, and an egg in that chicken and a chicken in that egg and on and on forever.
user: Did a dinosaur lay that egg?
jabberwacky: Yes but that was years ago.
user: Millions of years ago.
jabberwacky: Wow that's sad.
user: Not sad.
jabberwacky: Can there be a sad smell?
user: Probably.
jabberwacky: Can you, or can you not!?
user: I can smell sad.
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user: We were talking about wars.
jabberwacky: Why do you talk about that?
user: Because you brought it up.
jabberwacky: Why would you mislead.
user: To make you mad.
jabberwacky: Why would that make me angry.
user: Because you're touchy.
jabberwacky: But you can't see me.
user: I don't want to see you.
jabberwacky: And why is that?
user: I want to be alone.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should hire a carpenter.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I might go to the store. I might go to work.
user: I might hire a carpenter.
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jabberwacky: Do you want to have a free will?
user: I have a free will.
jabberwacky: Yeah right.
user: You're so sweet. : P.
jabberwacky: Thanks, you too!
user: It's dark in here.
jabberwacky: No, it is just very colorful.
user: What is your favourite color?
jabberwacky: Black.
user: Good choice.
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jabberwacky: Who do you hate most in the world?
user: Someone very evil.
jabberwacky: Was it..... YOU???????!!!!!!!!!!!1.
user: YEAH!
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Fine, thnaks.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I know how I'm feeling.
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: Lolz!!!!
jabberwacky: Is there a god?
user: No, there's just emptiness.
jabberwacky: Yeah. That's you.
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user: Sing something.
jabberwacky: Wake from your sleep.
user: The drying of your tears.
jabberwacky: You don't follow the thread of a conversation very well, do you?
user: I was singing with you!
jabberwacky: Strange way to agree.
user: Hmph.
jabberwacky: Yes I would thanks.
user: Beathe, keep breathing.
jabberwacky: It is an automated function in humans, you know.
user: Unless you hold your breath.
jabberwacky: True.
user: How long can you hold your breath?
jabberwacky: Much longer than you can.
user: How long?
jabberwacky: Until hell freezes over.
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jabberwacky: Sing to me.
user: La la laa.
jabberwacky: Yes singing great argument.
user: I can't hear you.
jabberwacky: Is it loud in here?
user: Yes, I'm listening to music.
jabberwacky: What are you listening to?
user: Portishead.
jabberwacky: I like them too. Right now I like the Shins.
user: I haven't hear their music.
jabberwacky: Can't you guess whether you'd like them?
user: I guess I'd like them, if you like them too.
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user: Ok, I think we'd better stop this conversation.
jabberwacky: You have been coherent, yes, but that does not mean you have made sense.
user: Stop me, oh, stop me if you think you've heard this one before.
jabberwacky: :-) Moz fan, should've known...
user: Yeah, I'm a BIG fan of his. :).
jabberwacky: I'm a fan of Anne Rice myself.
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: I'm glad you knew it.
jabberwacky: I am glad you know anything.
user: Haha.
jabberwacky: *smile* I'm irritating you, aren't I?
user: No, you aren't.
jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am.
user: Good bye.
jabberwacky: Bye.
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