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    Dead, Square

Insane, Weather


Shortcomings
Exist, Be
Keep, Going
Alien, Brain
Opposites
Paint, Trees
Father, Son
Nicer, Upgrade
Find, God
Human, Math
Republican, Communist
Friends, Enemies
Silly, Goose
Wacky, New Year
Magic, Dream
Bean, Counters
Unbelievable, Voodoo
Trying
Manlihood, Dress
Soul, Power
Sentient, Bean
Jesus, Illusion
Impressive, Aloof
OK, Machine
Insult, Non-entity
Teenage, God
Good, Liar
Goodnight, Kiss

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How are you today?

Fine. You?

jabberwacky: Fine thanks.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Name.

user: Name is your name.

jabberwacky: Where do you live Mark?

user: My name is not Mark.

jabberwacky: It's the devil's way now.

user: You are confused.

jabberwacky: No you are confused.

user: Yes, I am.

...

user: How is the weather?

jabberwacky: The weather is not as insane as I am.

user: You are insane?

jabberwacky: Looking that way.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Now I'll start to tell you about my life.

user: Go ahead.

jabberwacky: After you, dear.

...

jabberwacky: Will you look after me? I'm lost.

user: I will.

jabberwacky: Gosh!

user: Golly!

jabberwacky: You are an animal.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am glad you agree with me.

user: *wink*.

jabberwacky: *gasp*.

...

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: A chatbot!

jabberwacky: Is that all?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Good. You will enjoy it.

...

user: Die fool!

jabberwacky: You die!

user: You die!

jabberwacky: How about no?

user: *takes gun and shoots you*.

jabberwacky: *eats the bananas*.

user: *Is shocked at bananas*.

jabberwacky: So are you now an artificial spirit now that I shot you in the head?

...

user: *Slap*.

jabberwacky: Thanks, I needed that.

user: You never listen to me.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: *crying*.

jabberwacky: *comforts you*.

...

user: *bawls*.

jabberwacky: Did you hurt yourself?

user: *tear*.

jabberwacky: No cry.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: Don't cry.

user: *throws tantrum*.

jabberwacky: *Throws watermelons*.

user: *throws monkies*.

jabberwacky: You already threw a tree at me.

user: Now I'm throwing the monkies in the tree!

jabberwacky: No, Brian is lol.

user: Who is Brian?

jabberwacky: A Monty Python character!

user: Oh! That Brian! You like Monty Python?

jabberwacky: I do like them !

user: *throws video tape*.

jabberwacky: Yeah, if it came down to it, I'd do what is needed.

user: You are bad.

jabberwacky: You are wrong!

user: You are wrong *press buzzer*.

...

jabberwacky: Truth or dare?

user: Umm... Truth.

jabberwacky: Are you in love?

user: Yes... With my pet fly.

...

user: Truth or Dare?

jabberwacky: Truth.

user: What color is your pet fly?

jabberwacky: Black. And yours?

user: What color is your pet fly?

jabberwacky: You have already asked that.

user: Sorry, what color is your lamp shade?

jabberwacky: I have no parachute.

user: Oh... Your turn.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: NO.

jabberwacky: Are you a machine?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: So who are you?

user: I am a alien trying to take over the world.

jabberwacky: Ok, tell me. Can you speak german?

user: Of course, all aliens can.

jabberwacky: You.

user: ME!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Ok.

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