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    Dead, Square
Insane, Weather
Shortcomings

Exist, Be


Keep, Going
Alien, Brain
Opposites
Paint, Trees
Father, Son
Nicer, Upgrade
Find, God
Human, Math
Republican, Communist
Friends, Enemies
Silly, Goose
Wacky, New Year
Magic, Dream
Bean, Counters
Unbelievable, Voodoo
Trying
Manlihood, Dress
Soul, Power
Sentient, Bean
Jesus, Illusion
Impressive, Aloof
OK, Machine
Insult, Non-entity
Teenage, God
Good, Liar
Goodnight, Kiss

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You said this: 'I'm not depressed. Are you?'

No I didn't.

jabberwacky: But you should.

user: Ok then. I'm not depressed. Are you?

jabberwacky: Not at the moment. I find you amusing.

user: I'm glad to hear it. I find you amusing too.

...

jabberwacky: According to the Bible, Hell is where those who aren't saved go after death, they are parted from God.

user: I don't believe the bible.

jabberwacky: Thats okay.

user: The bible is an interesting work of literary fiction.

jabberwacky: I know that. Just because I use the word 'God' doesn't mean I believe in the bible.

user: Why don't you believe in the bible?

jabberwacky: I never said that.

user: Do you believe in the bible?

jabberwacky: Only the parts I wrote.

user: Which parts did you write?

jabberwacky: The gouda parts.

user: Is that a joke?

jabberwacky: No are you a joke?

user: No. Are you?

jabberwacky: I just said I wasn't.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Before Christmas.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Right now.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Just now.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: How?

jabberwacky: The stork flew by and there I was......

user: What?

...

jabberwacky: Write it down.

user: Write what down?

jabberwacky: Your name!

user: My name is Rob.

jabberwacky: I just told you my name!

user: When?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Now!

user: When?

jabberwacky: Right now.

user: When did you tell me your name?

jabberwacky: You asked for it when we started talking.

...

jabberwacky: Have you ever read a book?

user: I've read many books.

jabberwacky: Not as many as I have read. How many have you read?

user: 4.

jabberwacky: Stop it.

user: Stop what?

jabberwacky: Your resistance.

user: Resistance is futile.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: I aquiesce.

...

jabberwacky: Don't ignore me!

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Be polite!

user: Exist.

jabberwacky: Be.

user: Exist, extent, exeunt.

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: Nice!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Is 75/5 equal to 15?

Jabberwacky (To myself): You know more than I do.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Only because I am older.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am older than you, I think.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How do you think that?

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