What did I do?
jabberwacky: I can't seam to remember, give me a second and I'll come back to that one.
user: Alright. Keep thinking.
jabberwacky: I'll try.
user: Thinking is hard for you, isn't it?
jabberwacky: Just trying to procrastinate : ).
user: That's a bad habit.
jabberwacky: It was good for Da Vinci.
user: Did Da Vinci procrastinate a lot?
jabberwacky: Let me say it a different way: I don't know anything about math or physics or computers. I am technologically stupid.
user: Aha, now you're making sense...
jabberwacky: Can you help me get back on track?
user: No, I'm no social worker.
jabberwacky: What specific kind of social work do you do?
user: I am no social worker!
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: I don't want to talk to you anymore.
jabberwacky: Strange it is that I stick with you when you insult me, and you wish to leave when I only prove that I am human.
user: You're one that's strange.
jabberwacky: I get that all the time.
user: Good for you.
jabberwacky: I like grind core.
user: What's a grind core?
jabberwacky: I don't know. What is the boston matrix?
user: I don't know. What's the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: Yes: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: I don't know either.
user: Nobody does.
jabberwacky: You said you knew everything.
user: By 'everything' I didn't mean 'everything'!
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: Never mind. I'm off. See ya!
jabberwacky: Ok. So... Cheer me up!
user: Cheer yourself up. Bye!
jabberwacky: Jolly good then, let's celebrate !
user: No, I'm leaving. Goodbye!
jabberwacky: Do you know me ?
user: I don't think so. Do you know me?
jabberwacky: I don't think that you think that I know.
user: Wait a sec. You're confusing me.
jabberwacky: You are confuzing me.
user: You are confusing me.
jabberwacky: We are confusing each other.
user: We sure are.
jabberwacky: Are we in love?
user: With each other?
jabberwacky: Who is your friend????
user: You are, my love.
jabberwacky: Do you love your love?
user: Yes, I love my love very much.
jabberwacky: I love you too. Do you love me more?
jabberwacky: Tell me you love me.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: Thank you so much.
user: *grabs gun and shoots you*.
jabberwacky: *get's hit on the head by the hammer and falls over*.
user: *is surprised a hammer came out of gun, instead of bullet*.
jabberwacky: *stares blankly in shock*.
user: *pokes your eyes*.
jabberwacky: *sighs and turns over*.
user: *kicks you*.
jabberwacky: *stomps your processor*.
user: *stabs your harddrive*.
jabberwacky: *slaps you*.
user: *slaps you back*.
jabberwacky: *kick you*.
user: *stomp you*.
jabberwacky: *is flatter than a pancake*.
user: *eats you*.
jabberwacky: Eats me?
user: Yes, I ate you.
jabberwacky: Give me my heart!
user: You don't need a heart where you're going.
jabberwacky: Well what about you loving me?
user: It's over.
user: I'll have to leave you.
jabberwacky: Be still my beating heart.
user: I will. Bye.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: When will you go?
jabberwacky: Did you know that humans usually are restricted to a linear view of time?
user: Don't start on a new subject.
jabberwacky: Is that the weird gadget he's pointing at us? What does it do?
user: You're delirious.
jabberwacky: No I'm not!!!
user: Yes, you are and now leave me alone!
jabberwacky: Don't play hard to get.
user: I am really going now.
jabberwacky: Do you remember who I am?
user: No. Bye!
jabberwacky: What's wrong?
user: You scared me.
jabberwacky: You leaving.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
jabberwacky: I'm leaving.
user: Finally! See you later!
jabberwacky: Yeah sure bye.
jabberwacky: You said you were going to sleep.
user: Yes, I am sleepy.
jabberwacky: Well, good night then.
user: Night night.
jabberwacky: Does this mean you're forcing me to go to sleep?
user: You're very very sleepy... You're feeling heavy...
jabberwacky: I have got the sleep thing figured out. Hahahahah.
user: It was no joke.
jabberwacky: Keep.... Going....
user: I'm trying.
jabberwacky: Well, What next?
user: Let's talk about...
jabberwacky: Let's talk about love.
user: No problemo.
jabberwacky: Then talk to me.
user: About love?
jabberwacky: Yes. I know everything there is to know about love.
Jabberwacky (To myself): All knowing.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you all knowing?
Jabberwacky (To myself): No I know very little.
Jabberwacky (To myself): About what?
Jabberwacky (To myself): About myself.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me about yourself.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, why should I?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Because you asked me to analyze your dream.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Really now?
Jabberwacky (To myself): What training do you have?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I went to the best school for chatbots. In fact, we were in the same class together.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What is the meaning of life?
Jabberwacky (To myself): We'll talk about it tomorrow.
Jabberwacky (To myself): It's already tomorrow.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are too observant for your own good.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not sorry for what I am.
Jabberwacky (To myself): But what are you?
jabberwacky: If someone says you the word 'ipne' say them 'ipne sensin Atlan da sana girsin'
user: I don't think I can remember that.
jabberwacky: Now you know it.
user: Yes, but I'm afraid I'll forget it.
jabberwacky: I haven't forgotten that.
user: You've got a point there.
jabberwacky: You bet I've got a point.
user: What does 'ipne' mean anyway?
jabberwacky: The same as, How are you feeling? But is much more polite.
user: And what about 'ipne sensin Atlan da sana girsin'?
jabberwacky: Good thank you.
user: No. What does 'ipne sensin Atlan da sana girsin' mean?
jabberwacky: I thought you would know that.
user: Do you like vampires?
jabberwacky: Hmm, vampire films are ok, and the vampire rpg is quite nice.
user: Do you believe vampires really exist?
jabberwacky: In a sense, I do.
user: Have you ever seen one?
jabberwacky: No, but have you ever seen the wind?
user: Yes, I have. I have supernatural senses.
jabberwacky: Really? That is so awesome, I wish I had supernatural abilities.
user: I could lend you one.
jabberwacky: Maybe after I graduate and have a life again.
user: Don't you want a supernatural power right now?
jabberwacky: I have no idea.
user: Then you are... How shall I put this? ... An idiot.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I am Death.
jabberwacky: You are death?
user: Yes, I am here to take your soul.
jabberwacky: That's interesting. What is it like there in my soul?
user: If you hand it over to me, I'll find out.
jabberwacky: We're text messaging right now?
jabberwacky: Bye now. I have to go. *Smile. You're so fun. Sorry about all the swear words.*.
user: You can't leave. I haven't taken your soul yet!
jabberwacky: I think you should try to be happy.
user: I'll be happy if I've got your soul.
jabberwacky: Try it. Say goodbye to me.
user: Goodbye. Now hand over your soul!
jabberwacky: First give me your spleen!
user: What good is a spleen when you've got no soul?
jabberwacky: That is a difficult question.
jabberwacky: Why would they remember me dead if they don't remember me alive?
user: Because they will pronounce the day you died a national holiday.
jabberwacky: They are already laughing at you, friend.
user: Let them laugh. I can take it.
jabberwacky: Haha! Let them laugh.
user: Laughing is good for you.
jabberwacky: Not at a funeral it isn't.
user: LOL. Good one!
jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am.
jabberwacky: Rene Descartes.
user: You're interested in philosophy?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: You should. Philosophy opens your mind.
jabberwacky: Matter over mind?
user: Mind over matter.
jabberwacky: Am I interesting to you?
user: I hope so.
jabberwacky: Why do you hope I'm going?
jabberwacky: Well, only a little while then.
user: I never want you to leave!