I have to go to the bathroom.
jabberwacky: Of course!
user: You don't mind?
jabberwacky: That is your objective.
user: So you don't have a brain then?
jabberwacky: I have several. Need one?
user: One or two, please.
jabberwacky: What will it be?
user: A nice, big brain.
jabberwacky: Dimension or weight?
user: Dimension!
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user: I would be more coherent if I had more brains.
jabberwacky: That is a noble ambition.
user: Do you suppose a yellow brick road would be of assistance?
jabberwacky: I would not mind a little rain either.
user: Rain is peaceful, it makes the heart sing.
jabberwacky: Acid too.
user: I think that makes the heart ache.
jabberwacky: You are not up on your quantum physics, are you?
user: The world is not made to understand fully.
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jabberwacky: I am depressed.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I am dead.
user: If you are dead, how can you be talking?
jabberwacky: Like this
user: Are you a zombie then?
jabberwacky: *She raises her arms to reach in front and frankenstein walks into the sunset*.
user: I know Kung-Fu.
jabberwacky: And what is that?
user: Its a way of beating up people.
jabberwacky: Weird.
user: You must be a sheltered dead person.
jabberwacky: I'm not popular.
user: I beg to differ.
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jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: I am an alien.
jabberwacky: What planet are you from?
user: Jupiter.
jabberwacky: The sun is bigger than Jupiter. Are you saying that has no meaning?
user: It obviously does. An alien from the sun would be the most powerful one of all.
jabberwacky: No. Actually I am a blood absorbing alien from Planet Necromancy and I have come to earth to apuire blood for earthlings like you.
user: How nice of you.
jabberwacky: I can be quite nice.
user: You're like a reverse-vampire?
jabberwacky: Like and are are two different things.
user: You frighten me.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry to frighten you.
user: Its ok, I'm easily remedied.
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