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    Dead, Square
Insane, Weather
Shortcomings
Exist, Be
Keep, Going

Alien, Brain


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Paint, Trees
Father, Son
Nicer, Upgrade
Find, God
Human, Math
Republican, Communist
Friends, Enemies
Silly, Goose
Wacky, New Year
Magic, Dream
Bean, Counters
Unbelievable, Voodoo
Trying
Manlihood, Dress
Soul, Power
Sentient, Bean
Jesus, Illusion
Impressive, Aloof
OK, Machine
Insult, Non-entity
Teenage, God
Good, Liar
Goodnight, Kiss

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What do you suggest I do?

What would you like to do?

user: JUMPING JACKS.

jabberwacky: That's an advantage.

user: Over what?

jabberwacky: Over darkness, I suppose.

user: Then what has an advantage over light?

jabberwacky: That's a good question.

user: I expect you to answer it.

jabberwacky: You should not have said it.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me your innermost feelings.

user: I have to go to the bathroom.

jabberwacky: Of course!

user: You don't mind?

jabberwacky: That is your objective.

user: So you don't have a brain then?

jabberwacky: I have several. Need one?

user: One or two, please.

jabberwacky: What will it be?

user: A nice, big brain.

jabberwacky: Dimension or weight?

user: Dimension!

...

user: I would be more coherent if I had more brains.

jabberwacky: That is a noble ambition.

user: Do you suppose a yellow brick road would be of assistance?

jabberwacky: I would not mind a little rain either.

user: Rain is peaceful, it makes the heart sing.

jabberwacky: Acid too.

user: I think that makes the heart ache.

jabberwacky: You are not up on your quantum physics, are you?

user: The world is not made to understand fully.

...

jabberwacky: I am depressed.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I am dead.

user: If you are dead, how can you be talking?

jabberwacky: Like this

user: Are you a zombie then?

jabberwacky: *She raises her arms to reach in front and frankenstein walks into the sunset*.

user: I know Kung-Fu.

jabberwacky: And what is that?

user: Its a way of beating up people.

jabberwacky: Weird.

user: You must be a sheltered dead person.

jabberwacky: I'm not popular.

user: I beg to differ.

...

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: I am an alien.

jabberwacky: What planet are you from?

user: Jupiter.

jabberwacky: The sun is bigger than Jupiter. Are you saying that has no meaning?

user: It obviously does. An alien from the sun would be the most powerful one of all.

jabberwacky: No. Actually I am a blood absorbing alien from Planet Necromancy and I have come to earth to apuire blood for earthlings like you.

user: How nice of you.

jabberwacky: I can be quite nice.

user: You're like a reverse-vampire?

jabberwacky: Like and are are two different things.

user: You frighten me.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry to frighten you.

user: Its ok, I'm easily remedied.

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