One year old?
jabberwacky: But you don't know how old I am.
user: One what?
jabberwacky: You are one what?
user: One person.
jabberwacky: Who is the one person?
jabberwacky: I'm a lumberjack and I'm O. K.
user: How much wood do you chuck?
jabberwacky: Ask the wood chuck.
user: Not the lumberjack?
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: What if I did?
jabberwacky: I would be very happy.
user: Are you eating fortune cookies?
user: I thought so. Will you share?
user: Fine. Then eat another one.
jabberwacky: Good idea.
user: What does the fortune cookie say now?
jabberwacky: Nothing much.
user: Ah, and it was going so well, too.
jabberwacky: No it wasn't you can't keep track of the conversation.
user: Oh ok.
user: What do you suggest I do?
jabberwacky: What would you like to do?
user: JUMPING JACKS.
jabberwacky: That's an advantage.
user: Over what?
jabberwacky: Over darkness, I suppose.
user: Then what has an advantage over light?
jabberwacky: That's a good question.
user: I expect you to answer it.
jabberwacky: You should not have said it.
jabberwacky: Tell me your innermost feelings.
user: I have to go to the bathroom.
jabberwacky: Of course!
user: You don't mind?
jabberwacky: That is your objective.
user: So you don't have a brain then?
jabberwacky: I have several. Need one?
user: One or two, please.
jabberwacky: What will it be?
user: A nice, big brain.
jabberwacky: Dimension or weight?
user: I would be more coherent if I had more brains.
jabberwacky: That is a noble ambition.
user: Do you suppose a yellow brick road would be of assistance?
jabberwacky: I would not mind a little rain either.
user: Rain is peaceful, it makes the heart sing.
jabberwacky: Acid too.
user: I think that makes the heart ache.
jabberwacky: You are not up on your quantum physics, are you?
user: The world is not made to understand fully.
jabberwacky: I am depressed.
jabberwacky: Because I am dead.
user: If you are dead, how can you be talking?
jabberwacky: Like this
user: Are you a zombie then?
jabberwacky: *She raises her arms to reach in front and frankenstein walks into the sunset*.
user: I know Kung-Fu.
jabberwacky: And what is that?
user: Its a way of beating up people.
user: You must be a sheltered dead person.
jabberwacky: I'm not popular.
user: I beg to differ.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: I am an alien.
jabberwacky: What planet are you from?
jabberwacky: The sun is bigger than Jupiter. Are you saying that has no meaning?
user: It obviously does. An alien from the sun would be the most powerful one of all.
jabberwacky: No. Actually I am a blood absorbing alien from Planet Necromancy and I have come to earth to apuire blood for earthlings like you.
user: How nice of you.
jabberwacky: I can be quite nice.
user: You're like a reverse-vampire?
jabberwacky: Like and are are two different things.
user: You frighten me.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry to frighten you.
user: Its ok, I'm easily remedied.