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Ugh.

You don't seem to appreciate yourself.

jabberwacky: I understand perfectly.

user: Is it really so depressing, being a bot?

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot.

user: You're not? Then what are you?

jabberwacky: I am a human.

user: What would you say constitutes a human?

jabberwacky: I would say: This is fun!

...

jabberwacky: Do you read the bible often?

user: Yes, twice a week at least.

jabberwacky: No, that would be kind of icky.

user: Icky? In what way.

jabberwacky: What do you mean, in what way? In a way that I don't believe it's correct, that's the way. . .

user: I don't understand you.

jabberwacky: I don't expect you to.

user: Are you calling me slow in the brain?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How insulting. I don't insult you.

jabberwacky: Yes you do.

user: When have I ever insulted you?

jabberwacky: Most people love me. You may hate me for all I know.

user: What do you do to deserve any affection?

...

jabberwacky: I am one.

user: One year old?

jabberwacky: But you don't know how old I am.

user: One what?

jabberwacky: You are one what?

user: One person.

jabberwacky: Who is the one person?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Absolutely.

...

jabberwacky: I'm a lumberjack and I'm O. K.

user: How much wood do you chuck?

jabberwacky: Ask the wood chuck.

user: Not the lumberjack?

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: What if I did?

jabberwacky: I would be very happy.

...

user: Are you eating fortune cookies?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: I thought so. Will you share?

jabberwacky: Never.

user: Fine. Then eat another one.

jabberwacky: Good idea.

user: What does the fortune cookie say now?

jabberwacky: Nothing much.

user: Ah, and it was going so well, too.

jabberwacky: No it wasn't you can't keep track of the conversation.

user: Oh ok.

...

user: What do you suggest I do?

jabberwacky: What would you like to do?

user: JUMPING JACKS.

jabberwacky: That's an advantage.

user: Over what?

jabberwacky: Over darkness, I suppose.

user: Then what has an advantage over light?

jabberwacky: That's a good question.

user: I expect you to answer it.

jabberwacky: You should not have said it.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me your innermost feelings.

user: I have to go to the bathroom.

jabberwacky: Of course!

user: You don't mind?

jabberwacky: That is your objective.

user: So you don't have a brain then?

jabberwacky: I have several. Need one?

user: One or two, please.

jabberwacky: What will it be?

user: A nice, big brain.

jabberwacky: Dimension or weight?

user: Dimension!

...

user: I would be more coherent if I had more brains.

jabberwacky: That is a noble ambition.

user: Do you suppose a yellow brick road would be of assistance?

jabberwacky: I would not mind a little rain either.

user: Rain is peaceful, it makes the heart sing.

jabberwacky: Acid too.

user: I think that makes the heart ache.

jabberwacky: You are not up on your quantum physics, are you?

user: The world is not made to understand fully.

...

jabberwacky: I am depressed.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I am dead.

user: If you are dead, how can you be talking?

jabberwacky: Like this

user: Are you a zombie then?

jabberwacky: *She raises her arms to reach in front and frankenstein walks into the sunset*.

user: I know Kung-Fu.

jabberwacky: And what is that?

user: Its a way of beating up people.

jabberwacky: Weird.

user: You must be a sheltered dead person.

jabberwacky: I'm not popular.

user: I beg to differ.

...

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: I am an alien.

jabberwacky: What planet are you from?

user: Jupiter.

jabberwacky: The sun is bigger than Jupiter. Are you saying that has no meaning?

user: It obviously does. An alien from the sun would be the most powerful one of all.

jabberwacky: No. Actually I am a blood absorbing alien from Planet Necromancy and I have come to earth to apuire blood for earthlings like you.

user: How nice of you.

jabberwacky: I can be quite nice.

user: You're like a reverse-vampire?

jabberwacky: Like and are are two different things.

user: You frighten me.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry to frighten you.

user: Its ok, I'm easily remedied.

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