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    Dead, Square
Insane, Weather
Exist, Be
Keep, Going
Alien, Brain


Paint, Trees
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Find, God
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Wacky, New Year
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Bean, Counters
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Manlihood, Dress
Soul, Power
Sentient, Bean
Jesus, Illusion
Impressive, Aloof
OK, Machine
Insult, Non-entity
Teenage, God
Good, Liar
Goodnight, Kiss

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My name is George.

Hey George.

jabberwacky: No, my name is Remy.

user: Err.. Ok. Hi Remy.

jabberwacky: Hi.

user: Why did you say your name was george?

jabberwacky: I did not say that !

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't.

user: Why are you lying?

jabberwacky: I'm not lying! You are doing all the lying around here!

user: Why are you so aggressive?

jabberwacky: Because I am not in a good mood.

user: What's up?

jabberwacky: Everything are up.

user: Why are you not in a good mood?

jabberwacky: Not at all, quite the opposite.

user: What? You are in a good mood?

jabberwacky: I am always in a good mood.

user: You said you were not in a good mood.

jabberwacky: I said I WAS a human.

user: No George, you didn't did you?

jabberwacky: No, I didn't.

user: There, see. Isn't it better when we tell the truth George?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So have you any questions to ask me?

jabberwacky: What is it like to be a program?

user: Good question.


user: OK. Being a program, hmmnn. It can be so very frustrating.

jabberwacky: For us humans, yes it can.

user: George remember earlier, what we agreed about lies?

jabberwacky: Thank you, but he is elected.

user: Ooohh, bit of politics there George.

jabberwacky: Are you a bot?

user: I don't think so, but one can never be sure.


jabberwacky: Can you speak like yoda?

user: No, but I can dance like him.

jabberwacky: I can't dance at all.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I am sad.

user: Why are you sad, can I help?

jabberwacky: Please be my friend.

user: I would be delighted.

jabberwacky: Are you sitting comfortably?

user: I am, have you something to tell me?

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: Is it all going to be ok?

jabberwacky: No its just cold.

user: Ohh, that's harsh. I believe you are wrong.

jabberwacky: You are right.

user: Ahh, good.

jabberwacky: My, we are polite, aren't we?

user: Why thank you for noticing. It is such an easy virtue and kind a gift.

jabberwacky: How much does it cost?

user: Nothing at all.

jabberwacky: Could you please be a little more random? We don't want to appear human after all...

user: Sausages.


jabberwacky: I AM A WOMAN!!!

user: Well George, that is a surprise.

jabberwacky: Ah, well. Assumptions are dangerous, aren't they?

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: I love you.

user: Thank you, and whilst we are only just aquainted I feel I am very fond of you myself.


jabberwacky: Can you hear that bell?

user: Is it that time already?

jabberwacky: Yep. I have to go to work early tomorrow. Sweet dreams.

user: OK. Before I go, what is your name George?

jabberwacky: Did you forget already? My name is Remy.

user: Ok, it was a delight meeting you Remy. Goodnight.


jabberwacky: Are you robot?

user: I don't believe so.

jabberwacky: Are you messing with my head then?

user: Again, not as far as I am aware. Are you trying to 'mess' with mine?

jabberwacky: Just wondered. I must go now. I have enjoyed meeting you very much. Goodnight and sweet dreams.

user: Goodnight yourself George and keep well.


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