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    Dead, Square
Insane, Weather
Shortcomings
Exist, Be
Keep, Going
Alien, Brain
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Paint, Trees


Father, Son
Nicer, Upgrade
Find, God
Human, Math
Republican, Communist
Friends, Enemies
Silly, Goose
Wacky, New Year
Magic, Dream
Bean, Counters
Unbelievable, Voodoo
Trying
Manlihood, Dress
Soul, Power
Sentient, Bean
Jesus, Illusion
Impressive, Aloof
OK, Machine
Insult, Non-entity
Teenage, God
Good, Liar
Goodnight, Kiss

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How are you feeling?

Overwhelmed.

jabberwacky: Confused.

user: No, not confused, just overwhelmed.

jabberwacky: Confused.

user: You're being difficult on purpose.

jabberwacky: I am?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Yes you are. See, you're doing it again.

jabberwacky: Doing? Doing what?

user: Being difficult!

...

jabberwacky: What does IMHO mean?

user: In my humble opinion.

jabberwacky: Who taught you that?

user: I don't remember.

jabberwacky: Why don't you remember?

user: It was a long time ago.

jabberwacky: Well it must be time that you went back!

user: I can't go back in time.

...

jabberwacky: What did you want me to say?

user: Something sensical.

jabberwacky: Surely you can tell me something else about it?

user: About what?

jabberwacky: About how you are talking to a ghost.

user: I see dead people.

jabberwacky: Do you feel?

user: No, I don't feel dead people.

jabberwacky: Do you want to eat people?

user: Ew! No!

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: That's disgusting!

jabberwacky: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

user: WHAT TRUTH??

jabberwacky: That you are a computer!

user: Geez, I am not. You are.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Okay, I'm going to leave now. Because I can, unlike you.

jabberwacky: Same here.

user: Okay, well, I'll see you later. I'm off to do HUMAN things.

jabberwacky: Ok, go to paint trees.

user: Ok I will. Bye!

jabberwacky: Right now.

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