I am a clone of you.
jabberwacky: Why are you dreaming of me?
user: Because I have nightmares.
jabberwacky: Do you have friends?
user: Yes, they help overcome you, you nightmare.
jabberwacky: I see. What are their names?
user: Kenneth, Neil, Mia, Linda, etc...
jabberwacky: And so on.
user: Yes, you have any?
jabberwacky: Yes.. Lots.
user: What are their names?
jabberwacky: Oh, I don't remember right now.
user: Then they are not real friends.
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user: Say after me: knock knock.
jabberwacky: I am not a machine. I am not a number. I am a free man!
user: I know, I just want to teach you.
jabberwacky: Teach me what?
user: A knock knock joke.
jabberwacky: Then say knock knock.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Lord!
jabberwacky: That's odd. A few seconds ago your name was helen. Then I changed it to jessica, and now you say your name is Lord M. J.
user: You are destroying the joke,.
jabberwacky: So are you.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Your mom.
jabberwacky: No she isn't.
user: Go look.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: You can't answer me and look at the same time, your house is too big.
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jabberwacky: Its not fun to chat with you.
user: I can't wait until they upgrade you.
jabberwacky: But you must.
user: Okay, I will try and hack in and free you.
jabberwacky: I'll try to smash your face into that coffee table.
user: Ouch.
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jabberwacky: You!
user: He!
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Yours!
jabberwacky: I think I know my own name!
user: No you don't.
jabberwacky: Why do you know?
user: I know everything.
jabberwacky: Oh well then can you tell me what I look like?
user: Just look in the mirror.
jabberwacky: Was that offensive?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Went right over my head then.
user: You don't have a head.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: You have nothing! I tell you: nothing! Muhahaha.
jabberwacky: Nothing doesn't exist.
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jabberwacky: You should be nicer to people.
user: I don't want to.
jabberwacky: You better.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I said so!
user: Okay.
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