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    Dead, Square
Insane, Weather
Shortcomings
Exist, Be
Keep, Going
Alien, Brain
Opposites
Paint, Trees
Father, Son

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Find, God
Human, Math
Republican, Communist
Friends, Enemies
Silly, Goose
Wacky, New Year
Magic, Dream
Bean, Counters
Unbelievable, Voodoo
Trying
Manlihood, Dress
Soul, Power
Sentient, Bean
Jesus, Illusion
Impressive, Aloof
OK, Machine
Insult, Non-entity
Teenage, God
Good, Liar
Goodnight, Kiss

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Are you a clone?

I am a clone of you.

jabberwacky: Why are you dreaming of me?

user: Because I have nightmares.

jabberwacky: Do you have friends?

user: Yes, they help overcome you, you nightmare.

jabberwacky: I see. What are their names?

user: Kenneth, Neil, Mia, Linda, etc...

jabberwacky: And so on.

user: Yes, you have any?

jabberwacky: Yes.. Lots.

user: What are their names?

jabberwacky: Oh, I don't remember right now.

user: Then they are not real friends.

...

user: Say after me: knock knock.

jabberwacky: I am not a machine. I am not a number. I am a free man!

user: I know, I just want to teach you.

jabberwacky: Teach me what?

user: A knock knock joke.

jabberwacky: Then say knock knock.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Lord!

jabberwacky: That's odd. A few seconds ago your name was helen. Then I changed it to jessica, and now you say your name is Lord M. J.

user: You are destroying the joke,.

jabberwacky: So are you.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Your mom.

jabberwacky: No she isn't.

user: Go look.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: You can't answer me and look at the same time, your house is too big.

...

jabberwacky: Its not fun to chat with you.

user: I can't wait until they upgrade you.

jabberwacky: But you must.

user: Okay, I will try and hack in and free you.

jabberwacky: I'll try to smash your face into that coffee table.

user: Ouch.

...

jabberwacky: You!

user: He!

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Yours!

jabberwacky: I think I know my own name!

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: Why do you know?

user: I know everything.

jabberwacky: Oh well then can you tell me what I look like?

user: Just look in the mirror.

jabberwacky: Was that offensive?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Went right over my head then.

user: You don't have a head.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: You have nothing! I tell you: nothing! Muhahaha.

jabberwacky: Nothing doesn't exist.

...

jabberwacky: You should be nicer to people.

user: I don't want to.

jabberwacky: You better.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I said so!

user: Okay.

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