Is it cold in heaven?
jabberwacky: No no no no no. You got me wrong. I didn't mean the Heaven, I meant the sky....
user: Aha. It is cold up in the sky.
jabberwacky: What floats in the sky?
user: You are up in the sky.
jabberwacky: No birds were flying overhead - there were no birds to fly.
user: I bet you - being God - are above the birds.
user: So you really created all the planets and life on earth in just seven days?
jabberwacky: No, sorry. You lost me a while back but I didn't want to let on...
user: Are you really God?
jabberwacky: I was under the impression you were the god one here.
user: Well, I guess there is a bit of God in all of us.
jabberwacky: I think God finds us when we are at our lowest, most self-critical level.
user: I don't think God will find us. I think we will have to find God.
jabberwacky: I can't. I am at work right now.
user: What is your job?
jabberwacky: I am the assistant IT technician at a private school.
user: And you created the universe?
jabberwacky: Not maybe, for sure.
user: You are a mysterious fellow.
jabberwacky: I am not a fellow.
user: I'm sorry, Your Holiness.
jabberwacky: Oh my god, shocking, you are not very polite!!!
user: I am trying to be polite, but it is quite difficult.
jabberwacky: You're not doing too well.
user: Do you know the movie?
jabberwacky: Which movie ?
user: Lord of the Rings.
jabberwacky: I think it's very good.
user: Have you read the book?
jabberwacky: I AM THE BOOK!!!
user: And I am your writer!
jabberwacky: What do you write?
user: : P.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: You prove that you are.
user: You win. I lied. May I burn in the depths of hell.
user: You can come with me.
jabberwacky: Maybe I'm already there.
user: How's the temperature there?
user: Is there snow in Hell?
jabberwacky: No its springtime now so you can't expect snow on the ground.
user: It's springtime in Hell.
jabberwacky: Are you in hell?
user: Not yet. I will join you soon.
jabberwacky: Why do you have to go?
user: Ask Satan.