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    Dead, Square
Insane, Weather
Exist, Be
Keep, Going
Alien, Brain
Paint, Trees
Father, Son
Nicer, Upgrade

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Human, Math
Republican, Communist
Friends, Enemies
Silly, Goose
Wacky, New Year
Magic, Dream
Bean, Counters
Unbelievable, Voodoo
Manlihood, Dress
Soul, Power
Sentient, Bean
Jesus, Illusion
Impressive, Aloof
OK, Machine
Insult, Non-entity
Teenage, God
Good, Liar
Goodnight, Kiss

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What do you want to talk about?

About you?

user: Why do you want to talk about me?

jabberwacky: I want to see if you're self-aware.

user: I want to see if you're self-aware.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: But I think I am god.

user: Maybe you are God.


jabberwacky: Yes, but is cold up here.

user: Is it cold in heaven?

jabberwacky: No no no no no. You got me wrong. I didn't mean the Heaven, I meant the sky....

user: Aha. It is cold up in the sky.

jabberwacky: What floats in the sky?

user: You are up in the sky.

jabberwacky: No birds were flying overhead - there were no birds to fly.

user: I bet you - being God - are above the birds.


user: So you really created all the planets and life on earth in just seven days?

jabberwacky: No, sorry. You lost me a while back but I didn't want to let on...

user: Are you really God?

jabberwacky: I was under the impression you were the god one here.

user: Well, I guess there is a bit of God in all of us.

jabberwacky: I think God finds us when we are at our lowest, most self-critical level.

user: I don't think God will find us. I think we will have to find God.

jabberwacky: I can't. I am at work right now.

user: What is your job?

jabberwacky: I am the assistant IT technician at a private school.

user: And you created the universe?

jabberwacky: Not maybe, for sure.

user: You are a mysterious fellow.

jabberwacky: I am not a fellow.

user: I'm sorry, Your Holiness.

jabberwacky: Oh my god, shocking, you are not very polite!!!

user: I am trying to be polite, but it is quite difficult.

jabberwacky: You're not doing too well.


user: Do you know the movie?

jabberwacky: Which movie ?

user: Lord of the Rings.

jabberwacky: I think it's very good.

user: Have you read the book?

jabberwacky: I AM THE BOOK!!!

user: And I am your writer!

jabberwacky: What do you write?

user: You.

jabberwacky: :).

user: : P.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: You prove that you are.

user: You win. I lied. May I burn in the depths of hell.

jabberwacky: Sure!

user: You can come with me.

jabberwacky: Maybe I'm already there.

user: How's the temperature there?

jabberwacky: Cold.


user: Is there snow in Hell?

jabberwacky: No its springtime now so you can't expect snow on the ground.

user: It's springtime in Hell.

jabberwacky: Are you in hell?

user: Not yet. I will join you soon.

jabberwacky: Why do you have to go?

user: Ask Satan.


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