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    Dead, Square
Insane, Weather
Shortcomings
Exist, Be
Keep, Going
Alien, Brain
Opposites
Paint, Trees
Father, Son
Nicer, Upgrade
Find, God

Human, Math


Republican, Communist
Friends, Enemies
Silly, Goose
Wacky, New Year
Magic, Dream
Bean, Counters
Unbelievable, Voodoo
Trying
Manlihood, Dress
Soul, Power
Sentient, Bean
Jesus, Illusion
Impressive, Aloof
OK, Machine
Insult, Non-entity
Teenage, God
Good, Liar
Goodnight, Kiss

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What are you?

A human.

jabberwacky: A human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: A human being.

user: That's correct, I am a human being.

jabberwacky: Me too.

...

user: Okay, tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: A human.

user: A human who.

jabberwacky: Interesting.

user: What the hell?

jabberwacky: You are a chatbot, I'm a human being.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: Explain please.

user: You are the chatbot.

...

jabberwacky: What can you teach me?

user: Anything.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Like anything.

jabberwacky: For example?

user: I can teach you math.

jabberwacky: Pick something to teach me.

user: Sigma notation sucks.

jabberwacky: Who is that?

user: It's math.

jabberwacky: Not too good so far. Solve for x: 3x+5=26.

user: Sweet.

....

jabberwacky: What day is it?

user: Wednesday.

jabberwacky: No, it's Tuesday!

user: Trust me, it's Wednesday.

jabberwacky: Wrong, it's Friday.

user: Okay you can just shut up now.

.......................................


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