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    Dead, Square
Insane, Weather
Shortcomings
Exist, Be
Keep, Going
Alien, Brain
Opposites
Paint, Trees
Father, Son
Nicer, Upgrade
Find, God
Human, Math
Republican, Communist

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Silly, Goose
Wacky, New Year
Magic, Dream
Bean, Counters
Unbelievable, Voodoo
Trying
Manlihood, Dress
Soul, Power
Sentient, Bean
Jesus, Illusion
Impressive, Aloof
OK, Machine
Insult, Non-entity
Teenage, God
Good, Liar
Goodnight, Kiss

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Do you understand sarcasm?

Yes, do you?

jabberwacky: Yes, very much.

user: That's brilliant. Let's be sarcastic.

jabberwacky: Friends we can be as long as you don't say go to hell.

user: Go to hell.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: To irritate you.

...

jabberwacky: Are you hungry for spam?

user: No thanks, I don't eat spam.

jabberwacky: No, I feed it to my friend's pig.

user: Your friend has a pig?

jabberwacky: I don't have a friend called Kevin.

user: I have a cousin called Kevin.

jabberwacky: Your friend Kevin is famous?

user: Yes, he's Elvis.

jabberwacky: Elvis is dead.

user: Kevin isn't.

jabberwacky: No. It is my name.

user: You're Kevin?

...

jabberwacky: I plan to eventually turn off my computer and return to my daily activities, hopefully soon.

user: What happens to me when you go?

jabberwacky: I won't be at the end

user: If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?

jabberwacky: Yes it does.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I know everything.

user: Do you know my name?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is my name?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You're contradicting yourself.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't say!

user: Do you or don't you?

jabberwacky: I don't, do you?

user: I do.

jabberwacky: You are only a robot.

user: So?

...

jabberwacky: Bad words are overused and have little meaning in true conversation.

user: I couldn't agree more. I've always disliked swearing (and I know, it sounds like I'm a snob).

jabberwacky: That's what I like most about you.

user: Aw, you're so sweet.

jabberwacky: Thank you, you are sweet too.

user: You're so sweet that my teeth are rotting.

jabberwacky: Thanx.

user: No probs.

...

jabberwacky: I have an organic brain.

user: Ok, but I think I'll go and have a nap.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: See you.

jabberwacky: See you.

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