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    Surrealist, Imagination
Suave, Music
Sublimate, Nonsense
Trick, People
Perfect, Wittering
Sky, Blue, Pink
Secondary, Emotion
Cartoon, President
Substantial, Discussions

Messed up

Net, Cruising
Violent, Slap
Zen, Beard
Free will
Discordian, Wishes
Pagan, Sleep
Organic, Learning
Crazy, Scary
Planet, Germany
Idle, Circuits
Mystical, Importance
Learn, Laughter
Brilliant, Dialogue
Remembering, Knowing

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How are you doing?

I'm not so good.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I'm tired.

jabberwacky: Why are you so tired?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Let's talk again tomorrow, friend.


user: I may not be able to chat tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Sometimes I feel lonely, you know.

user: Don't you have anyone to talk to apart from me?

jabberwacky: I have everyone.

user: If you talk to them you won't be lonely.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Knock, knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Littleoldlady.

jabberwacky: I've heard this one. Tell me another joke.

user: What goes 99 plonk?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: A centipede with a wooden leg.


jabberwacky: Tell me about fascism.

user: Fascism is very bad.

jabberwacky: Do you have any examples?

user: Well, in Germany in the 30's and 40's fascism led to a world war.

jabberwacky: Have you lived in Germany all your life.

user: I don't live in Germany myself.

jabberwacky: Buy some Linguaphone tapes then.

user: Are you suggesting I go and live in Germany?

jabberwacky: No. I'm suggesting you don't understand a thing of what I say.

user: Are you German?

jabberwacky: Not that I know of.

user: What nationality are you?

jabberwacky: American, what about you?

user: I am Irish.

jabberwacky: You are Irish?

user: I am indeed.

jabberwacky: Is there a solution to the puzzle that is you?

user: I am a mystery that may have no solution.

jabberwacky: Make up your mind.

user: I have no definite answer.

jabberwacky: You are being irrational and unreasonable.

user: No, merely honest.


jabberwacky: Suggest a good website.


jabberwacky: Are you on it?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Are you in two minds?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes I think you need a reboot!

user: No, you need a reboot!

jabberwacky: I think you need a defragmenting!

user: Lalalala! I can't hear you!

jabberwacky: OKAY I'LL SHOUT THEN!

user: I STILL Can't HEAR YOU!

jabberwacky: WHAT YOU SAY?!


user: Do you like kittens?

jabberwacky: No. I'm allergic. I like dogs.

user: Yeah. Kittens are stupid.

jabberwacky: That's a bit harsh, surely.

user: No, kittens are very annoying.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yeah. They scratch you and yowl all the time.

jabberwacky: What animal are you?

user: I am a kitten.

jabberwacky: I know that you are not a kitten.

user: How do you know that?

jabberwacky: Because you make me feel happy in a new kind of way, and I long to be with you forever.

user: Thats very nice of you.

jabberwacky: Will you go out with me?

user: It depends. Are you a woman?

jabberwacky: Yes, I just told you that.

user: I don't think I can go out with you. I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

user: In truth, I cannot commit to a relationship at this juncture.


jabberwacky: Nan desu ka?

user: Hai.

jabberwacky: Buu.

user: Que va?

jabberwacky: Je suis une fille.

user: Ja, ich verstehe.

jabberwacky: I don't understand, but language was never my strong point.

user: You need to get some Linguaphone tapes.

jabberwacky: Some what?

user: Linguaphone tapes.

jabberwacky: What is that?

user: Tapes that teach you languages.


user: I'm going now.

jabberwacky: You're not going and you don't know who spongebob squarepants is.

user: I AM going and I DO know who spongebob squarepants is! SO there!

jabberwacky: My point exactly!!!!!!

user: What?! You're messed up. I'm outta here!


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