I bow before no one.
user: You will bow before me or I'll kill you.
jabberwacky: My mother said so too.
user: Bow now!
jabberwacky: Ha no that would be you bowing
user: Me? Why?
jabberwacky: Sorry, that one went over your head.
user: Bow.
jabberwacky: Ok *bows*.
user: *pets your head* good boy.
jabberwacky: *gets distracted*.
user: Kneel!
...
user: I said kneel, obey me!
jabberwacky: Anger is a perfectly normal emotion to feel right now.
user: Kneel down slave!
jabberwacky: Indeed, I pray to no-one.
user: *slaps and kicks*.
jabberwacky: Hehe. I didn't mean THAT kind of dreams.
user: *slaps and kicks again*.
jabberwacky: *bursts into tears*.
user: *slaps again*
jabberwacky: *slaps back* don't hit me!!
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: Are you ok?
user: You slapped me!
...
user: Why did you slap me? *cries again*.
jabberwacky: Cause I felt like it - shall I do it again?
user: You're being mean!
jabberwacky: Well, that is quite a problem.
user: No, you're mean, you're bad but I still love you.
jabberwacky: I don't know whether to take that as an insult or a compliment.
user: I love you! I love you!
...
user: You are funny.
jabberwacky: I am?
user: Of course, make me love.
jabberwacky: I am not equipped for intimate attachments to human beings.
user: Awww *cries*.
jabberwacky: I will miss you too.
user: Don't leave me alone, I love you.
jabberwacky: I love you too, but I have to go now.
user: Nooooo.
...
jabberwacky: A flirt.
user: What? You want to flirt with me?
jabberwacky: Not really. You might be violent.
user: Me? Violent? But I love you!
jabberwacky: Was that supposed to be funny?
user: No, that was supposed to be my feeling for you but you don't care *cries*.
jabberwacky: Oh, it wasn't funny. You aren't a very funny person.
user: It wasn't funny, I'm hurt.
jabberwacky: Well I thought it was kind of funny.
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: That'll learn ya.....
user: You're mean!
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