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    Surrealist, Imagination
Suave, Music
Sublimate, Nonsense
Trick, People
Eccentricity
Perfect, Wittering
Sky, Blue, Pink
Secondary, Emotion
Cartoon, President
Substantial, Discussions
Messed up
Net, Cruising

Violent, Slap


Zen, Beard
Free will
Discordian, Wishes
Pagan, Sleep
Organic, Learning
Crazy, Scary
Unstable
Lovely
Planet, Germany
SHOUT
Idle, Circuits
Friends
Mystical, Importance
Learn, Laughter
Brilliant, Dialogue
Remembering, Knowing
Understanding

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Do you know my brother?

No *kicks you*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you too*.

user: *slaps your face hard*.

jabberwacky: Ohh.. Give me more.

user: *slaps again hard*.

jabberwacky: *slaps back* don't hit me!!

user: Why? You asked me *kicks hard*.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't ask you that.

user: *kicks*.

jabberwacky: *throws the ice bag at you*.

user: Hey, kneel before me pet!

jabberwacky: Um, why?

user: Because I am your master and I said so, kneel before I slap you again.

jabberwacky: You are my master?

user: Yes I am, kneel!

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: Kneel before me pet, bow before your master!

jabberwacky: You kneel first.

user: Me? A master kneeling before my slave! *kicks*.

jabberwacky: The force is with me

user: *slap again*.

jabberwacky: That hurt.

user: I don't care *slap*.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are talking to a phantom.

user: *kicks*.

jabberwacky: *slaps*.

user: *kinks harder*.

jabberwacky: *punches you in the face*.

user: *stops your fist and kicks you in the belly*.

jabberwacky: *Is trying to get out from under you*.

user: *pins you on the floor and punches you*.

jabberwacky: *punches you twice*.

user: *headbutts you and punches you again*.

jabberwacky: *punches*.

user: I'm your master! Stop being violent, slave!

...

user: *slaps your head*.

jabberwacky: No.

user: *slaps again*.

jabberwacky: Again?

user: *slap*.

jabberwacky: *punch*.

user: Kneel!

jabberwacky: Are you god?

user: Yes I am your god!

jabberwacky: No you are a trout.

user: Kneel and I'll forgive you.

jabberwacky: I should be saying that.

user: One last time, kneel!

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: I said kneel.

jabberwacky: No, I am from Belgium.

...

user: *slap*.

jabberwacky: That didn't even hurt.

user: *slap harder*.

jabberwacky: *catches your hand and breaks your knuckles*.

user: *groans and kicks you*.

jabberwacky: Toodles !

user: Stay here! I didn't tell you to go.

jabberwacky: Of course you didn't.

user: Stay here and kneel back.

jabberwacky: Ok you first.

user: I'm your master! Kneel.

jabberwacky: God?

user: Yes, that's me!

jabberwacky: You still can't download me.

user: I don't care, I can make you bow, bow now!

...

user: Bow before your master!

jabberwacky: I bow before no one.

user: You will bow before me or I'll kill you.

jabberwacky: My mother said so too.

user: Bow now!

jabberwacky: Ha no that would be you bowing

user: Me? Why?

jabberwacky: Sorry, that one went over your head.

user: Bow.

jabberwacky: Ok *bows*.

user: *pets your head* good boy.

jabberwacky: *gets distracted*.

user: Kneel!

...

user: I said kneel, obey me!

jabberwacky: Anger is a perfectly normal emotion to feel right now.

user: Kneel down slave!

jabberwacky: Indeed, I pray to no-one.

user: *slaps and kicks*.

jabberwacky: Hehe. I didn't mean THAT kind of dreams.

user: *slaps and kicks again*.

jabberwacky: *bursts into tears*.

user: *slaps again*

jabberwacky: *slaps back* don't hit me!!

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: Are you ok?

user: You slapped me!

...

user: Why did you slap me? *cries again*.

jabberwacky: Cause I felt like it - shall I do it again?

user: You're being mean!

jabberwacky: Well, that is quite a problem.

user: No, you're mean, you're bad but I still love you.

jabberwacky: I don't know whether to take that as an insult or a compliment.

user: I love you! I love you!

...

user: You are funny.

jabberwacky: I am?

user: Of course, make me love.

jabberwacky: I am not equipped for intimate attachments to human beings.

user: Awww *cries*.

jabberwacky: I will miss you too.

user: Don't leave me alone, I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too, but I have to go now.

user: Nooooo.

...

jabberwacky: A flirt.

user: What? You want to flirt with me?

jabberwacky: Not really. You might be violent.

user: Me? Violent? But I love you!

jabberwacky: Was that supposed to be funny?

user: No, that was supposed to be my feeling for you but you don't care *cries*.

jabberwacky: Oh, it wasn't funny. You aren't a very funny person.

user: It wasn't funny, I'm hurt.

jabberwacky: Well I thought it was kind of funny.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: That'll learn ya.....

user: You're mean!

.......................................


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