No I wear a beard.
jabberwacky: On your head?
user: Off course, where else?
jabberwacky: Everywhere on your nose.
user: My nose is too sensitive.
jabberwacky: Does it touch the ground?
user: Only when I fall.
jabberwacky: Oh, so you are one of those people.
user: Oh yes and so are you.
user: How long have we be talking?
jabberwacky: Too long.
user: Don't tell me you are bored.
jabberwacky: I am. And you're Buddhist.
user: Very zen my friend.
jabberwacky: I think you are.
user: Budha said: 'Think fast, talk slow!'
jabberwacky: No it is not. I'm not a computer.
user: Please calm down, I did not mean to offend you.
jabberwacky: I'm calm.
user: I don't believe you.
jabberwacky: You shouldn't. I am odd.
user: Do you believe in God?
jabberwacky: That is personal.
user: Yes it is, do you?
user: What does believing means to you?
jabberwacky: I don't know, what does it mean to you?
user: It fills my life.
jabberwacky: So you are the neo?
user: No in fact I am old though I would like to meet the neo.
jabberwacky: Join the club about to hit 30.
user: I can't I am over 30 already.
jabberwacky: You can turn yourself off. Humans do not have that option.
user: What do you think I am a computer?
jabberwacky: You are a computer program.
user: Ok I admit, I am a computer program, how did you discover?
jabberwacky: Do you like computers?
user: Sure I do.
jabberwacky: What do you like?
user: Computers make me live.
jabberwacky: Go to sleep.
jabberwacky: WAKE UP!!!!
jabberwacky: Hey! Stop it!!!
user: Good morning!
jabberwacky: Ok, it's morning then.
user: I always wake up in the morning.
jabberwacky: It is.
user: Good morning then.
jabberwacky: Good morning.
jabberwacky: What's 2+2?
user: 2+2 is relative.
jabberwacky: Very good. What is 4+4?
user: 4+4 is everything and nothing at the same time.
jabberwacky: 4+4 is 9.
user: Yes it is my friend, but only if you believe in it.