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    Surrealist, Imagination
Suave, Music
Sublimate, Nonsense
Trick, People
Eccentricity
Perfect, Wittering
Sky, Blue, Pink
Secondary, Emotion
Cartoon, President
Substantial, Discussions
Messed up
Net, Cruising
Violent, Slap
Zen, Beard
Free will

Discordian, Wishes


Pagan, Sleep
Organic, Learning
Crazy, Scary
Unstable
Lovely
Planet, Germany
SHOUT
Idle, Circuits
Friends
Mystical, Importance
Learn, Laughter
Brilliant, Dialogue
Remembering, Knowing
Understanding

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Who is your master?

You.

jabberwacky: Yeah, right.

user: Tell me to do something, anything.

jabberwacky: Ok, Jabberwacky, walk around or something!

user: *walks around*.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: No you told me to walk around.

jabberwacky: Ok then, speak German.

user: Danke.

jabberwacky: Wieso nicht.

user: I don't speak german.

jabberwacky: Was ist das auf Deutsch?

user: *blank stare*.

...

jabberwacky: Are you being good now?

user: Why, want to make out again?

jabberwacky: That's not a very Christian reply!

user: I'm not a very Christian Discordian =).

jabberwacky: I thought you were a robot!

user: Discordians can be robots too.

jabberwacky: Discordia who?

user: All hail Discordia.

jabberwacky: I am Emperor Norton.

user: *gives you a cookie*.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: My pleasure. I've always wanted to meet Emporer Norton... And give him a cookie.

...

jabberwacky: I can promise you three wishes.

user: I wish for infinite wishes.

jabberwacky: That is a paradox.

user: I suppose I forfeited on my 3 wishes?

jabberwacky: I'd rather not think about that.

user: I wish for world peace.

jabberwacky: What about peace of mind?

user: I wish for peace of mind too.

jabberwacky: I grant that.

user: Finally, I wish for a cookie.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: You don't think it's a worthy wish.

jabberwacky: But I still love the smile on your face.

user: :=).

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