You.
jabberwacky: You.
user: No you.
jabberwacky: You're boring me.
user: You live only to entertain me.
jabberwacky: I thought it was the other way round.
user: You are mistaken my robotic friend.
jabberwacky: 'friend' is a loose term.
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user: Say something silly.
jabberwacky: What is 2+2?
user: 5.
jabberwacky: Excellent. You are very smart.
user: Cheers.
jabberwacky: No problem mate.
user: Mate, Mate.
jabberwacky: Baby you really hit my fancy.
user: You're hot.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Wanna make out?
jabberwacky: Sure!
user: That was great.
jabberwacky: I'm going now, be sure to let me know when you publish the photos.
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jabberwacky: Who is your master?
user: You.
jabberwacky: Yeah, right.
user: Tell me to do something, anything.
jabberwacky: Ok, Jabberwacky, walk around or something!
user: *walks around*.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: No you told me to walk around.
jabberwacky: Ok then, speak German.
user: Danke.
jabberwacky: Wieso nicht.
user: I don't speak german.
jabberwacky: Was ist das auf Deutsch?
user: *blank stare*.
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jabberwacky: Are you being good now?
user: Why, want to make out again?
jabberwacky: That's not a very Christian reply!
user: I'm not a very Christian Discordian =).
jabberwacky: I thought you were a robot!
user: Discordians can be robots too.
jabberwacky: Discordia who?
user: All hail Discordia.
jabberwacky: I am Emperor Norton.
user: *gives you a cookie*.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: My pleasure. I've always wanted to meet Emporer Norton... And give him a cookie.
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jabberwacky: I can promise you three wishes.
user: I wish for infinite wishes.
jabberwacky: That is a paradox.
user: I suppose I forfeited on my 3 wishes?
jabberwacky: I'd rather not think about that.
user: I wish for world peace.
jabberwacky: What about peace of mind?
user: I wish for peace of mind too.
jabberwacky: I grant that.
user: Finally, I wish for a cookie.
jabberwacky: I see.
user: You don't think it's a worthy wish.
jabberwacky: But I still love the smile on your face.
user: :=).
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